Instant Turn-offs in Women......

[Nash B.]

Stupidity is always a good way to stifle a boner.

[SVT Lurch]

I agree with pretty much everything posted so far. The only one I have to add is girls that end every sentence with an upward inflection like it's a question.

[Coupe81]

Turn offs:
Smokers, ugly face, big face, acne, fuzzy hair, perms, a-b cups, no ass, skinny, too skinny, too fat, hairy arms, hairy bush, hairy face, dark skin, tan skin, dumb, can't cook, Fake...I know there is more.

Turn Ons:
Thick girls, Fit girls (athletic type, you know thick legs, big ass,ect), cute face without makeup is a must, C+ breast and when I mean + bigger is usually better, can hold there own in any situation, above average height but not above 6'3".

I really dislike petite girls. They got average B cup breast, small ass but it makes think they are bigger because there body type is small. Not only that, they remind me of Chinese boys..what guy wants to be with a Chinese boy (no offense to anybody just my opinion).

[TENGRAM]

most of you have seen me. i'm so ugly i have to like who likes me.

god bless.

Best response in this thread.

[tkblkcobra]

I would not say this is an instant turn off. But a turn off when you get to that point.
If the carpet on the bottom does not match upper carpet. The lower carpet should be removed from said girl. Just sayin.

[347Mike]

I would not say this is an instant turn off. But a turn off when you get to that point.
If the carpet on the bottom does not match upper carpet. The lower carpet should be removed from said girl. Just sayin.

Unless it is, green, purple, or sunshine pink, then that is the least of my concerns

[Frank]

i'm all about a trophy wife, hell my first wife hasn't been born yet, but she will keep a big toe in each hand for me at all times. Along with being constantly reminded she's a guest in my home and totally replaceable

FURNITURE!

Some i haven't seen covered. Chics who keep really disgusting cars (trashed with fast food wrappers, cups, whatever, trashed apartments/houses. THAT does not improve.

Militant vegans,
Highly "educated" know-it-all chics that have no street smarts,
Chics who smack gum, eat Fritos/CornNuts/Sunflower seeds/chew/dip/smoke
No sense of humor

Glad I'm not out there on the prowl anymore. I would be as bitter as Talisman.

[Mychael101]

I think the most obvious is a chick with fuck trophies. I see just one and I move on, no matter what. Done hearing the deadbeat dad stories and not wanting to see a c-section scar or a busted vag that looks like a bat's mouth.

[talisman]

Done hearing the deadbeat dad stories and not wanting to see a c-section scar or a busted vag that looks like a bat's mouth.

Fucking quality.

[soap]

i hate stuck up bitch's. or women who try to hard to act like a 'lady'

[lxturbo]

Well said soo far !!

Stinky snatch
smokers
no common sense
needy bishes

[LS1Goat]

Poor hygiene.

[Raskal]

if she drinks from the bottle I'm out. Beer included.

Bottle of milk, 2 liter bottle of soda, bottle of vodka or whatever.. I could understand this.

But I love me a chick that is down for beers, it's annoying and as expensive as fuck to have to buy mixed drinks while out. Or keep a bottle of whatever at the house as i don't really drink any liquor on the frequent.

[BradM]

Didn't read the replies but, I can't stand a woman who loves to be labeled a "bitch".

[turbostang]

Me to . I also hate no it all , done it all chicks . I am way to cocky to put up with a cocky chick . I also hate when they feel the need to call when they have nothing to talk about . I don't need to talk to you just to talk to you . Don't get mad when I don't call you , if I had something to tell or ask you I would . The worst is when you will be seeing them in 10 minutes and they think they need to talk to you before that so they call . Can you tell I hate cell phones ?

Jim for president!

You'd be surprised. When I was a kid my dad pointed out a scent to me and said "that chick had to douche this morning, probably bleeding." Ever since that point I've become so sort of x-man. I can detect when a chick is on the rag by scent, when one douches or when one just needs a shower. It's a curse.

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..only from you Sean! LMFAO!

..... If they didn't have those amazing bodily features I'd probably be satisfied jerking off into a Petrie dish for the rest if my life. ...

LMFAO!

white chicks that are ninja lovers....

Oh man.. you guys are killing me. LMFAO!

.....or a busted vag that looks like a bat's mouth.

Pure greatness..

You guys hit all the high notes, I don't have anything to add.