Don't mess around with electricity.

[GT Fanatic]

Bill Engvall should visit this thread.

[YALE]

He cooked for half an hour? Holy balls

So the whole time he was just slowly making his way out of the pond?

He kind of kept falling back into it. Again, it was a sewage pond, so he kept falling into his own family's dookie water, and getting electrocuted by it.

[Craizie]

Wrong limb...







That's what I hear, but I's sad to say I haven't had the opportunity.

It's so much better than you think it will be.

[SSMAN]

Electricity will make you do goofy shit an produce some weird fuckin noises from a person

[Mike]

They're saying if he starts digging up a bunch of old threads for no valid reason.

People have been banned for doing that?

[ceyko]

Man I've gotten what I thought was f'ed up by electricity a couple of times - but nothing like some of you crazy bastards.

[mikeb]

When I was a kid i was cranking and cranking on a mower that would not start. It was hot as hell and I was sweating like crazy. Finally I got the damn thing started and I reached down and twisted the throttle wide open to rev the shit out of it, whereupon the spark plug wire jumped off. Not thinking and with one hand grounded on the handle to the mower I reached down and grabbed the plug wire with the other hand to stick it back on, and with my sweaty hands I got the shit shocked out of me until the engine spun down and stopped. Good times

[orphan Shelby]

He kind of kept falling back into it. Again, it was a sewage pond, so he kept falling into his own family's dookie water, and getting electrocuted by it.

So a shitty situation getting shittier. Dude was having a hell of a bad day

[jyro]

Someone mentioned a magneto, don't just pickup a vertex and spin it while holding it, it will shock the shit out of you.

[racrguy]

Someone mentioned a magneto, don't just pickup a vertex and spin it while holding it, it will shock the shit out of you.

HA! We had a mag that we thought was bad, so my father and uncle decided they wanted to test it, my uncle held the mag and told my father to operate it with a drill. It started shocking my uncle and my dad was laughing too hard to let the trigger go on the drill for a few seconds.

When setting the timing, it's important to avoid the ground post and the post in the cap where it transfers the electricity to the rotor, it WILL shock the fuck out of you through the cap. Gloves help, but not much.

[mikeb]

In high school auto shop it used to be a thing to attach a used condenser to a plug wire, ground the case, and crank the engine, and then leave the condenser lying around for some hapless person to pick up - zap! You only picked one of those up one time before you learned that an unattended condenser = possible land mine

[Trip McNeely]

Reminds me of this video.

[UserX]

Hey, you haven't lived until you've bagged an amputee.

I have almost had my penis blown off a few times and it was awesome!

at both of these.

[TeeShock]

Electricity will make you do goofy shit an produce some weird fuckin noises from a person

[Gasser64]

at both of these.

i cant stop laughing


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