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  • #76
    Originally posted by petyweestraw View Post
    Pissed, mildly annoyed either way it bugged you enuff to post a comment.
    Fishing, are we???
    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
    dont downshift!!
    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by petyweestraw View Post
      Pissing off Brent isn't a valid reason?
      If pissing Brent off were a bannable offense, he'd be in this forum all by himself.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by BLAKE View Post
        If pissing Brent off were a bannable offense, he'd be in this forum all by himself.
        Where is the like button when you need it.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by BLAKE View Post
          If pissing Brent off were a bannable offense, he'd be in this forum all by himself.
          because we'd all be banned?

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          • #80
            Originally posted by petyweestraw View Post
            Pissed, mildly annoyed either way it bugged you enuff to post a comment.
            Apparently you can't tell when you're being made fun of.

            Originally posted by BLAKE View Post
            If pissing Brent off were a bannable offense, he'd be in this forum all by himself.
            lolwut?
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by YALE View Post
              As in, make sure your shit is in good working order. I just found out a very good friend of mine rode the lightning on Saturday. He was running a sump pump with a bad ground in a pond of some kind, stepped in the water, and cooked for half an hour at a nice combination of 220 volts and 40 amps. He shouldn't be alive, but he powered out of it, and was able to call 911 after dragging himself out. He got to enjoy some light organ failure due to his creatine level being between 2500 and 4000, and developed a blood infection and pneumonia. Luckily, he's hard as a coffin nail, and got out of the hospital today. He gets to do outpatient burn center stuff for a while, and he'll probably be on enough chemicals to kill the average suburban lawn, but the doctors think he'll be able to go back to work as a sheriff's deputy.

              TL;DR - Don't ride the lightning if you can avoid it.
              Im gonna have to admit, I giggled at this part in Bold.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by TeeShock View Post
                because we'd all be banned?
                You're good!

                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                lolwut?
                Just cuz you're an angry little fella. But that's what I like about you.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by BLAKE View Post
                  Just cuz you're an angry little fella.

                  Not since I shed the ex wife about 5 years ago. I'm still blunt and say exactly what's on my mind, which can come across as angry through text, but my daughter has made me very mellow. Well, that and I'm just old now.
                  Originally posted by BradM
                  But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                  Originally posted by Leah
                  In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by BLAKE View Post
                    You're good!



                    Just cuz you're an angry little fella. But that's what I like about you.
                    Just wait till he gets some comfortable shoes!
                    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                      Not since I shed the ex wife about 5 years ago. I'm still blunt and say exactly what's on my mind, which can come across as angry through text, but my daughter has made me very mellow. Well, that and I'm just old now.
                      I'm sure a steady stream of pussy has you all mellowed out too...
                      Originally posted by Silverback
                      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                        I'm sure a steady stream of pussy has you all mellowed out too...
                        Come on Henry, you KNOW I've always had a steady stream of pussy.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          Come on Henry, you KNOW I've always had a steady stream of pussy.
                          Ohhh I know, I witnessed it with my own eyes. I was going to pass the torch to you, but then you took that bitch from hands and ran with it!
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                            . I was going to pass the torch to you, but then you took that bitch from hands and ran with it!
                            lol
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                            Originally posted by Leah
                            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                              Apparently you can't tell when you're being made fun of.



                              lolwut?
                              Ok. If that makes you feel better buddy then I'm all for it.
                              Non tapatalk Sig so the butt hurt va-JJs can stop crying about not being able to turn it off.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by petyweestraw View Post
                                Ok. If that makes you feel better buddy then I'm all for it.
                                Feel better? No, I feel great already. Does it make me laugh? Yes.
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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