Man occupies unclaimed land, declares daughter princes

[talisman]

When her father gets run off or killed she can be a princess-in-exile.

Daenerys Targaryen?

[Big A]

While the notion is nice, that's a really bad set of expectations to give your kids about your role as their parent. Especially a 5 year old. I bet she is doing coke and porn at 17.

Quite the contrary, it's a great lesson in reality versus fantasy. She's thinking castles, tiaras, and court attendants, but in reality all she got was to be the heiress to a bunch of dirt. Her future prince charming won't have those unrealistic shoes to fill.

[Nash B.]

Quite the contrary, it's a great lesson in reality versus fantasy. She's thinking castles, tiaras, and court attendants, but in reality all she got was to be the heiress to a bunch of dirt. Her future prince charming won't have those unrealistic shoes to fill.

No castle or court attendants (mentioned, anyways), but:

Princess Emily, as she is now called by her family, has ordered her new land to become a centre for agriculture.

She now wears her royal crown at all times and says it's "very cool" being a princess

[talisman]

Quite the contrary, it's a great lesson in reality versus fantasy. She's thinking castles, tiaras, and court attendants, but in reality all she got was to be the heiress to a bunch of dirt. Her future prince charming won't have those unrealistic shoes to fill.

Reality? lol. Finally got around to picking up a medical marijuana card out there in Cali I surmise?

[John -- '02 HAWK]

Can he claim diplomatic immunity? Can he carry automatic firearms to defend his embassy?

[YALE]

No castle or court attendants (mentioned, anyways), but:

She can declare that they're going to colonize Mars, while she's at it.

[svauto-erotic855]

Can he claim diplomatic immunity? Can he carry automatic firearms to defend his embassy?

Oddly enough you can. You just have to talk another country into recognizing you as a nation and you are a member of the world community from that day forward.

[Nash B.]

She can declare that they're going to colonize Mars, while she's at it.

I just included the first sentence for the "Princess Emily" part. I realize ordering something and making it happen are two different things.

[YALE]

I just included the first sentence for the "Princess Emily" part. I realize ordering something and making it happen are two different things.

Ah.

[Broncojohnny]

The principality of Sealand is much cooler. At least I can buy shit on their website.

[scootro]

Lethal Weapon 2


[after the envoys states that Murtaugh can't go to South Africa because he's black]

Roger Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa.

Roger Murtaugh: [louder and more militant] To join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, White Minority Regime!

Leo Getz: Racist White Regime!

Roger Murtaugh: One man, one vote!

Leo Getz: One man, one vote!

Roger Murtaugh: [Loudly] Free South Africa you dumb son of a bitch!

Leo Getz: You dumb son of a bitch!

Consulate Envoy: That's quite enough! Get out!

[Security tries to remove Getz and Murtaugh, resuting in a full scale riot inside and outside the Consulate]