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    An American man claims to be king of a small piece of Africa so his daughter can become a princess.



    Mr Heaton told 5 live his daughter, Emily, took a "serious tone" and asked "if one day she would be a princess".

    "Being a father, I knew she was serious in her request," he said. "I researched pieces of land that were unclaimed and was fortunate to discover it."

    To celebrate her seventh birthday he made the journey to what locals call Bir Tawil to make Emily's "dreams come true".

    The father of three says he was determined to show his children he'd go to "the ends of the earth for them".

    When he arrived on 16 June, he planted the flag his daughter had designed in the ground and insists his claim is legitimate.

    A territorial dispute between the two countries means the land is one of the last unclaimed areas on earth.

    Now Mr Heaton says he'll try to reach out to the African Union for support.

    He argues that over the years many countries, including the United States, were claimed by the simple act of planting a flag.

    The difference, he says, is that they were usually acts of war, but in this case he "founded the nation in love for my daughter"

    However unlikely it is that Jeremy Heaton will become the new King of North Sudan, he already has development plans in place.

    Princess Emily, as she is now called by her family, has ordered her new land to become a centre for agriculture.

    She now wears her royal crown at all times and says it's "very cool" being a princess but she doesn't know when she'll visit what she thinks is the world's newest country.

    Egypt, Sudan and the United Nations will have to recognise the Kingdom of North Sudan before she's officially the daughter of a king.
    Originally posted by lincolnboy
    After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

  • #2
    Literally an African Queen err princess

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    • #3
      he dead.
      .....bro....

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      • #4
        Originally posted by A+ View Post
        he dead.

        A two man army will over run his kingdom and kill them all.

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        • #5
          Great, more African royalty to send us scam emails.
          Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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            • #7
              "One week later she was raped and infected with the HIV virus."

              While ideally, that's a really awesome thing to do by that dad. In my own opinion, you shouldn't feed those bullshit ideas. Do what all of our parents do, and throw them a "princess" birthday party or something like that.
              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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              • #8
                I was there in the late 80's and can say for certain that the southern part of the country is one of the last unspoiled place on earth but I wouldn't go back unless every Muslim on earth killed themselves.
                Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.

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                • #9
                  While the notion is nice, that's a really bad set of expectations to give your kids about your role as their parent. Especially a 5 year old. I bet she is doing coke and porn at 17.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    I bet she is doing coke and porn at 17.
                    I read that as "Poke and Corn".

                    I should have taken today off of work as well.
                    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                    dont downshift!!
                    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                    • #11
                      he ruined her for every man she dates!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by talisman View Post
                        While the notion is nice, that's a really bad set of expectations to give your kids about your role as their parent. Especially a 5 year old. I bet she is doing coke and porn at 17.
                        the Princes and the penis
                        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                          the Princes and the penis
                          vintage brokeback?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                            I read that as "Poke and Corn".

                            I should have taken today off of work as well.
                            She'll probably be doing both of those too..

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                            • #15
                              When her father gets run off or killed she can be a princess-in-exile.

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