Any one know how to crack an old safe?

[Buick355]

I was thinking about restoring it. Would make a cool man cave decision.

[Baron Von Crowder]

A couple of hard pipe hitting niggas with a pair of pliers and a blow torch should work.

You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?

[mstng86]

[Buick355]

2 beers later and two smacks of a hammer ppb the handle.

If anyone wants this thing let me know. Bring more beer and it's yours. I don't think it's even damaged.

[Buick355]

And this is all I found in it:

[Trip McNeely]

Stacks.

[Roscoe]

Too bad those bands are missing the stuff that goes in it...

[mstng86]

hmmm, might want to tear down some walls in the house to verify they didn't hide more money.

[War Machine]

hmmm, might want to tear down some walls in the house to verify they didn't hide more money.

good idea, want me to bring the sledge hammer and sawzaw? I can be there in 5. We'll have that bitch down to studs before night fall.

[mstng86]

good idea, want me to bring the sledge hammer and sawzaw? I can be there in 5. We'll have that bitch down to studs before night fall.

I meant the OP's house. Only my wife is allowed to make holes in our walls. She is an expert with her favorite tool being our Expedition.

[Mysticcobrakilla]

I meant the OP's house. Only my wife is allowed to make holes in our walls. She is an expert with her favorite tool being our Expedition.

Lmao!

[War Machine]

I meant the OP's house. Only my wife is allowed to make holes in our walls. She is an expert with her favorite tool being our Expedition.

God damn it

[BradM]

I meant the OP's house. Only my wife is allowed to make holes in our walls. She is an expert with her favorite tool being our Expedition.

Haha!

[idrivea4banger]

Mstng86 wins the Thursday internetz.

[mstng86]

Notice. I specified walls. My uncle likes to make GIANT FUCKING HOLES in my ceiling.