Family: Live in nanny won't leave

[lincolnboy]

Set up a fake burglary and scare the shit out of her

[talisman]

Set up a fake burglary and scare the shit out of her

There's no way something like that might go wrong!

[lincolnboy]

There's no way something like that might go wrong!

Like, the cop shooting that old hag.

[JC316]

There are so many horrible things I can do. From throwing charged capacitors into the shower with her, to blasting Nyan Cat all day, to dumping ice water on her in the middle of the night. Buttered floors, upper decker in her toilet, air horn as a door stop, liquid ass in the vents, nair in your shampoo, rubbing poison ivy on the toilet paper. The list goes on and on.

[cool cat]

Liquid ass?

[Frank]

I may have told this story. I know a guy with several rent houses. Usually rented to those that would qualify for a sec 8 if they tried. When some won't leave and calls his bluff to evict them, he hires "Chuy". In Ft Worth, two families can occupy the residence so he signs Chuy a lease and gives him the keys. Chuy is about a 300lb dude. Walks in like he lives there....because he has a signed lease proving he legally does. He proceeds to make himself at home, eats their food, and generally annoys the hell out of them. Burp, fart, stink up the bathrooms, makes messes. The people get fed up and move out. He said he has hired Chuy about 3 times.

[Roscoe]

I may have told this story. I know a guy with several rent houses. Usually rented to those that would qualify for a sec 8 if they tried. When some won't leave and calls his bluff to evict them, he hires "Chuy". In Ft Worth, two families can occupy the residence so he signs Chuy a lease and gives him the keys. Chuy is about a 300lb dude. Walks in like he lives there....because he has a signed lease proving he legally does. He proceeds to make himself at home, eats their food, and generally annoys the hell out of them. Burp, fart, stink up the bathrooms, makes messes. The people get fed up and move out. He said he has hired Chuy about 3 times.

That is awesome!

[AdRock]

I may have told this story. I know a guy with several rent houses. Usually rented to those that would qualify for a sec 8 if they tried. When some won't leave and calls his bluff to evict them, he hires "Chuy". In Ft Worth, two families can occupy the residence so he signs Chuy a lease and gives him the keys. Chuy is about a 300lb dude. Walks in like he lives there....because he has a signed lease proving he legally does. He proceeds to make himself at home, eats their food, and generally annoys the hell out of them. Burp, fart, stink up the bathrooms, makes messes. The people get fed up and move out. He said he has hired Chuy about 3 times.

That sounds like an awesome fucking job. Where can I put in an application?

[JC316]

Liquid ass?

It's a potent liquid that smells like shit.

[ELVIS]

i would snatch that old lady by the hair and carefully place her and all of her shit on the curb.

god bless.

[2011GT]

Sooo if I decided to go look at an apartment. While they're showing me the apartment, I can refuse to leave?

[71chevellejohn]

#1 Stop feeding her.
#2 Start adding keyed locks to all the interior doors, when she leaves the room lock it. If she tries to stop you, call the police for her assaulting you. Lock the old bitch up and leave her belongings in the fucking alley.

[KBScobravert]

I may have told this story. I know a guy with several rent houses. Usually rented to those that would qualify for a sec 8 if they tried. When some won't leave and calls his bluff to evict them, he hires "Chuy". In Ft Worth, two families can occupy the residence so he signs Chuy a lease and gives him the keys. Chuy is about a 300lb dude. Walks in like he lives there....because he has a signed lease proving he legally does. He proceeds to make himself at home, eats their food, and generally annoys the hell out of them. Burp, fart, stink up the bathrooms, makes messes. The people get fed up and move out. He said he has hired Chuy about 3 times.

Can we get Chuy to be a member here?

[Frank]

Can we get Chuy to be a member here?

The same guy has been known for when he had to clear out a tenants contents, find out where they moved to, and dump it all on their front porch then call code enforcement for having garbage all over their yard because in his words, "I just couldn't bare the thought of someone stealing these people's identity leaving it at the curb, so I take it to them."

He said he did this to one woman who moved to an apartment. He dumped all her shit furniture and every thing she left behind on her car and all in her parking spot, then went and reported to the leasing office the mess the tenant had in their spot. He's quite a character.

[turboford]

Both of them need to be members here.