I refer to my ex as...

[asphaltjunkie]

I call mine the Beast of Burden... is quite fitting.

Sent from my fat ass phone

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Pics?

[crapstang]

This thread is useless without pics

[AMJ]

the only reason I drink is because of women.

I can hear you on that one!

[YALE]

Vernacular mf... vernacular. I get it you're smarter than me.

Sheeeeit!

[lincolnboy]

i call the ex when im bored.

[War Machine]

i call the ex when im bored.

aren't you getting married?????

[351Coupe]

aren't you getting married?????

It's a trap!

[lincolnboy]

aren't you getting married?????

i already got married, but the fiesta is next weekend!!!

[crapstang]

aren't you getting married?????

His momma said his new friend from the internets was a bad influence.

[Scott Mc]

Psychopath Master is what I call mine. She looks like the girl next door, while she is charming you with cutenes, she is robbing you blind behind your back.

[Juiced4v]

my "ex"

[Baron Von Crowder]

I dont know what he called her, but one of the techs I worked with at a dealer was in the parts room and his ringtone for her was ding dong the witch is dead. We all cracked up, he had to hurry out of the room.

[redrocket5.0]

The Succubus. Or, Oh that bitch.

[lincolnboy]

ya dont axt nice to the x's