We've got a Jumper!!

[trblshooter]

Ok so I need the cops on here to answer a question....

I'm back in my room, everyone is gone but she is still hanging out the window...i understand not wanting to "push it" but damn shouldn't someone stay behind to watch at least? The front desk is furious and has offered me a free week stay because five-O got tired of waiting and left the hotel to deal with it apparently.

I rolled a beer down the hallway in case she needed a little encouragement. I'm a Dick and now I'm drunk a lot earlier than I wanted to be this evening.

[UserX]

Do you have a BB gun?

[trblshooter]

No shit, right? She might break an arm!!!

Right, as long as she doesn't land on her head she'll be fine. I'm seriously annoyed by this.

[trblshooter]

I thought there was a picture taken . . . . .?

I got a blurry picture, I saw a news van earlier it may be on local Tulsa news...i'll be sure to snag an after pic if she grows some balls and actually does it. Ive got front row seats.

[trblshooter]

You should have walked out naked and with a tissue in hand out of your balcony.
With the "wtf" is going on look.

Screw that, I'll take the vacuum cleaner stored in the closet next to the elevator and make a statement regarding masturbation and privacy.

[trblshooter]

Do you have a BB gun?

"those nra folks are right... if I had one now..."

[lincolnboy]

ask her if she want sex before she jumps.

[crapstang]

I bet she'll jump right away if you run at her with a raging boner

[Ratt]

[trblshooter]

ask her if she want sex before she jumps.

I thought about selling some dick but there is no return on investment (ROI) on this deal other than the aids. Too bad too, she looks like a black chick I'd do after 18 drinks.

[yellowstang]

Walk out there under where she is, spin around and scream, what are you waiting for??? what are you waiting for???

[91CoupeMike]

lol she will get a few extra tries from the 3rd floor..

Tell her anal is the only way out.

[trblshooter]

You guys aren't going to believe this... she actually jumped down ran to the hotel next door, kicked out a window at the end of a hallway and is now dangling from the top floor (maybe 40ft). The fire department and cops are now back... just next door.

[YALE]

Awesome!

X2 on, "Do a flip."

[mstng86]

Haha