We've got a Jumper!!

[trblshooter]

Just got off work and looking forward to taking a nap when I get back to my room...nope not gonna happen. The place is surrounded by cops and firemen because some cracked out bitch is threatening to jump out of the 3rd floor window that happens to be right next door to me.

So in light of recent events I figured I'd drink a little while I wait for this chick to jump. I swear I have the worst luck...pun intended.

[Chas_svo]

Just push her. It saves time.

[trblshooter]

If it were up to me I would have done it already with a huge fucking smile on my face.

[LaserSVT]

If shes next door she should be able to hear you through the walls. Say some words of encouragement at the wall like "It will only get worse!" "If you don't jump you are going to prison." "If you don't go to prison you will wish you had for keeping me awake."

[LaserSVT]

[Craizie]

Yell Zoidberg insults at her.

"You are bad and you should feel bad!"

[yellowstang]

Pics! Before and after she jumps.

[trblshooter]

Lol I snagged a pic on my way out of the parking lot and one of the cops gave me a dirty look.

[Cobraman]

Lol I snagged a pic on my way out of the parking lot and one of the cops gave me a dirty look.

Bitch want to be a drama queen




So I was pretending to be the paparazzi

[chronical]

Give that bitch a shove.
Bitches love shoves

[1carcrazyguy]

3rd floor....low goals? Go big or go home.

[90GT50]

Just yell "Do it already!"

[CexMashean]

I thought there was a picture taken . . . . .?

[564826]

You should have walked out naked and with a tissue in hand out of your balcony.
With the "wtf" is going on look.

[UserX]

3rd floor....low goals? Go big or go home.

No shit, right? She might break an arm!!!