OMG MY WIFE IS PREGNANT....and

[talisman]

No names mentioned but a member here went with me to the Tulsa gun show last year and we stayed at a hotel up the street from a big country bar so we could drink and not have to drive. We both picked up some ladies at the bar and the next morning his starts talking about selling meth for a living; he is a police officer. He was on the phone changing his number the moment she walked out of the door and I still give him hell about it.

lmgdfao!

[Juiced4v]

Congrats!

[Mike]

Congrats!



you're fucked.

[Chili]

So post some fucking pictures!

I'm not sure where the emphasis should be in this sentence:

post some fucking pictures!

Or

post some fucking pictures!

[Baron Von Crowder]

I'm not sure where the emphasis should be in this sentence:

post some fucking pictures!

Or

post some fucking pictures!

lets go with both, it's the only way to be sure.

[DON SVO]

lets go with both, it's the only way to be sure.

I prefer the latter, I am not in the mood to see the actual conception.

How awkward would that be? 16 years down the road and you're like "Son, here's when you were conceived. No... LITERALLY. This is a great angle of your mom's vagina getting pounded like horseshoe in a hammer forge. Gosh, what memories."