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    grandmother has shocked her friends and family after revealing she is having a baby with her own grandson.

    Pearl Carter, 72, says she has never been happier after beginning an incestuous relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey.

    The pensioner, from Indiana, US, is using her pension to pay a surrogate mother so they can have a child, reports New Zealand's New Idea magazine.

    She said: "I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me.

    "Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad."

    Her lover is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey - who she put up for adoption when she was 18-years-old.

    When his mother passed away, Phil tracked down his long lost grandmother and they quickly fell in love.

    Pearl told New Idea magazine: "From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.

    "For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."

    It was during their second week together, after dinner and wine, that Pearl made her move.

    "I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him," she added.

    "I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back."

    Phil revealed: "I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming.

    "I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.

    "Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don't care. You can't help who you fall for."

    The pair paid $54,000 (£35,000) to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil's sperm.

    They placed an advert asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied.

    "Initially I was shocked," says Roxanne, 30. "But they're a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too."

    Pearl said: "I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child. Phil's going to be a great dad.

    "I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be 'pregnant' and in love with my grandson.

  • #2
    cannot wait til the sex tape drops.

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    • #3
      How is it her baby? Her egg nor womb will be involved.

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      • #4
        It has to be BS

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        • #5
          Like pulling apart a grill cheese

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          • #6
            Originally posted by chronical View Post
            Like pulling apart a grill cheese
            I'm not sure if get the reference or analogy you're going for but I found it very funny anyway.
            Detailing is an Obsession!!

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            • #7
              Old

              320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

              DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wish4svts View Post
                I'm not sure if get the reference or analogy you're going for but I found it very funny anyway.
                A disgusting visual reference to an old, long deserted vagina being opened up after years of incubation

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                • #9
                  Well fuck you.
                  *dumps grill cheese in trash, turns off stove and pouts*
                  Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                  • #10
                    I bet she can throw her tits over her shoulders like an orange in a sock.
                    Originally posted by racrguy
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                    • #11
                      Baby powder flyin errywhere
                      "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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                      • #12
                        GILF now trending.

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                        • #13
                          They've got a video that shows them fooling around. FF to 2:06
                          Last edited by line-em-up; 06-12-2014, 09:13 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Wife says it's a NZ magazine reporting it but an Indiana story.

                            I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                            • #15
                              gross
                              WH

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