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Well... Uhhhh... You definitely got the fuck beat out of you way worse than anyone else.Originally posted by PGreenCobraOriginally posted by Trip McNeely -
I almost passed out from laughterOriginally posted by Machx2 View Post
I've only been in a few fights, only one I lost I was pretty drunk and got sucker punched. It was third time I'd fought the guy, only time I lost. I'm really good at diffusing and avoidingLast edited by dblack1; 06-01-2014, 10:06 PM.Comment
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FF to 1:14 is what I pictured with that statement..... which also appears to be the screen still shot. LOLOriginally posted by Machx2 View Post
Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.Comment
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Life has been kicking my ass since the day I was born. Does that count?Originally posted by talismanOriginally posted by AdamLXOriginally posted by BroncojohnnyOriginally posted by 80coupeOriginally posted by Rick ModenaOriginally posted by JesterComment
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You haven't licked an asshole? Mmmmm. And by gay I meant I was happy of course!Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
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i was in 9th grade and mouthed off to the wrong dudes little brother! his 12th grade brother beat the shit out of me. but i took it like a man and even got a few clean shots in before it all went south on me.Comment
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Some asshole threw me a ass whoopin with a big ass Maglight outside of BabyDolls 157 on July 5th, 2006. Left a lasting impression. Always watch BOTH hands.Fuck you. We're going to Costco.Comment
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Got My ask kicked by my cousin back when we were like 12. Most recently by shoplifter a few years ago. So I had to use a bitch move jump on his back and put the chokehold on him. Dude was way bigger than I was and he was high on something.sigpic🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
Without my gun hobby. I would cut off my own dick and let the rats eat it...
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Once. I was usually smart enough to talk my way out of things or not get in fights in the first place. But I got pissed and punched a kid in 6th or 7th grade. Apparently it didnt have much effect but he whooped the ever living crap out of me about 30 seconds later.Comment
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Well, yeah. I lost a few in gradeschool, and then kinda figured it out around jr high and highschool. My mouth usually got me into trouble that most of the time my fists would get me out of.
Worst fight I ever had was with my dad, it seemed to go on forever. He was 6'8" and had some really long arms. At this point, he wasnt very healthy and didnt have a lot of strength, but he was damn sure landing some blows. It started out pretty clean, and went south pretty quick. I was hurting for a couple days after that one, and I was 16 then. I left the next day, and didnt see or hear from him for several years."If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry FordComment
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About 15 years ago my friends and I got in a big bar fight. The only thing I remember was punching some guy in the face and then waking up in my buddy's car with a swollen left eye.
Other than that kicked a few asses when I was young and dumb.Comment
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had my ass kicked plenty of times, but i used to be a loud mouthed little motherfucker. now i'm a quiet, less drunk little motherfucker.
last fight i got into was on my birthday, and i was HAMMERED. dude walked up to me and says "im gonna fuck you up".. and i see his arms raise. i just hit him in the jaw and went to take him to the ground, and all his friends jumped in. thankfully i had a much larger crowd of friends present, and we proceeded to beat the shit out of all of his group. i stepped on a bottle during the fight (600 for stitches) and got a ticket after (400 fighting in public), so my birthday cost me $1000 and i didn't get anything but stitches.
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