Anybody want a trampoline?

[Country cracker]

And a 14' aligator around keller named Ali Gayturd lol

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/for/4488314268.html

alligator and trampoline for sale, must go tonight. Willing to discount if both are taken.

Name of alligator: Ali Gayturd
Trampoline: No name