"I often receive advice from my own big brain which, in terms of my own survival, or the survival of the human race for that matter, can be charitably described as questionable."
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Originally posted by Country cracker View PostSomeone needs a hug or something.Originally posted by talismanI wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?Originally posted by AdamLXIf there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.Originally posted by BroncojohnnyBecause fuck you, that's whyOriginally posted by 80coupenice dick, Idrivea4bangerOriginally posted by Rick Modena......and idrivea4banger is a real person.Originally posted by JesterMan ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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"Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today""Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776
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Originally posted by helosailor View Post“The goal is not to be better than the other man, but your previous self.”
Dalai Lama XIV
*using a PA horn on a golf course*
"I've had a look round the carpark, and I couldn't help noticing that my car is considerably more powerful than all of yours. How bout that?"Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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"Here's the thing that makes life so interesting, the Theory Of Evolution claims "only the strong shall survive". Maybe so, Maybe so... But the Theory of Competition says "just because they're the strong doesn't mean they can't get their asses kicked"!
That's right, see, what every long shot, come-from-behind underdog will tell you is this... The other guy may in fact be the favorite, the odds may be stacked against you... fair enough. But what the odds don't know, is this isn't a math test. THIS is a completely different kind of test. One where passion has a funny way of trumping logic. So before you step up to the starting line... Before the whistle blows and the clock starts ticking. Just remember out here, the results don't always add up.
No matter what the stats may say, and the experts may think, and the commentators may have predicted, when the race is on... all bets are off.
Don't be surprised if somebody decides to "flip the script" and take a pass on yelling "uncle"! And then suddenly, as the old saying goes, we've got ourselves a game here!"
Whether or not you win this thing, you got to decide how your gonna walk out of here when its all said and done. Because the game is going to go on, and theirs only one rule your going to need to know about.
There are no second chances. There is only this moment, and the next one. Every one of those moments is a test that you get to take one time, and only one time. So if you see an opening tear into it. If you get a shot at victory make damn sure you take it. Seize that moment!
That moment is a cross roads, where everything you want will collide with everything standing in your way. You got momentum at your back fear and doubt are thundering like a freight train straight at you. And all you got, the only difference between making history and being history. The only thing, the only thing your can count on at any given moment is YOU.
Its you versus them! You versus no! You versus can't! You versus next year, last year, statistics, excuses! You versus history! You versus the odds. Its you versus second place. Clock is ticking, lets see what you got.
Originally posted by stevoNot a good idea to go Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor on the power phallus.
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