embarrassing

[trblshooter]

I masturbate a lot... it's no secret. Not proud of it but not ashamed of it either.

I get back to my hotel this afternoon and my room has been cleaned by housekeeping. Trash is empty, fresh towels, bed is made...and what do they not clean? My happy tissue from last night wadded up on the night stand next to the bed. I just hope I never get stuck in the elevator with the maid that cleans my room.

[Sean88gt]

It was probably the saliva on it that weirded them out.

[War Machine]

I used to jackoff 4-5 times a day til about 5 days ago

[emg]

I used to jackoff 4-5 times a day til about 5 days ago

what happened, did you get divorced?

<---I masturbated more after I was married for a few years than I ever did as a teenager.

[91CoupeMike]

You should find out what her name is and write it on the tissue for next days cleaning.

[War Machine]

You should find out what her name is and write it on the tissue for next days cleaning.

or wait for her to come clean the next day and jerk off while she cleans?

[War Machine]

what happened, did you get divorced?

<---I masturbated more after I was married for a few years than I ever did as a teenager.

the ol lady threw away all the lotion and hair conditioner in the house. Ive been using dish soap and olive oil but that shit is too messy for my daily routine

[Venom]

or wait for her to come clean the next day and jerk off while she cleans?

or use it as an in to bang the hell out of her.

[Treasure Chest]

the ol lady threw away all the lotion and hair conditioner in the house. Ive been using dish soap and olive oil but that shit is too messy for my daily routine

No woman lives without lotion and conditioner. She just hid it well because she's tired of having to replace her expensive products so often.

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[War Machine]

No woman lives without lotion and conditioner. She just hid it well because she's tired of having to replace her expensive products so often.

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that god damn sneaky bitch!!!


btw, if ya need a sugardaddy send me a pm

[Roscoe]

who needs lotion?

[War Machine]

who needs lotion?

How about butter in the fridge? I wonder how that would work?

[trblshooter]

Wait; you can use conditioner? I usually raw dawg it...but at this point choosing to put my cock in the face of a woman next to me on a plane when I get up to go piss is enough for the spank bank.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I just used spit.

[War Machine]

Wait; you can use conditioner? I usually raw dawg it...but at this point choosing to put my cock in the face of a woman next to me on a plane when I get up to go piss is enough for the spank bank.

oh yea, conditioner works just as good (or better) than lotion.

I just used spit.

I used to use my tears when I was a teenager