Co-owner of restaurant tells 911 not to send police

[Shaggin Wagon]

This board needs a tampon...

[Rick Modena]

This board needs a tampon...

It appears you have arrived, lol.

[CWO]

[Roscoe]

You've got to be shitting me. I didn't understand why you were asking me about my keys, and I thought you were screwing with me. Excuse the hell out of me for asking for clarification when you just randomly tap me on the back and start interrogating me out of the blue. All you said was "Where are your keys?" as if you wanted to borrow my goddamn car or something. Next time ask if I'm missing them and maybe you won't get a confused response.

So that's the catalyst for taking that jab after you've seen what I've gone through with things in the last year? Dude, if that's all it takes for you to start taking shots under the belt then I'm better off finding out now before you really invent something to get upset about. Jesus Fucking Christ.

I've said nothing below the belt in the least, and I won't either. That's not even remotely accurate about our brief conversation, but whatever. Just to clarify I asked if you drove your mustang, and if you still had your keys.

I also don't invent anything to get upset about, so I have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

Treat others as you would like to be treated. That's all I'm saying... Jesus Fucking Christ...

[mstng86]

This board needs an enema

[Samhain]

This board needs a tampon...

Yep, after all these years together I guess it's not surprising the menstrual cycles are aligning.

[talisman]

I'm still wondering who's worse - the guy with no job acting high and mighty or the cop.... Acting... Well, like a cop....

I've said nothing below the belt in the least, and I won't either. That's not even remotely accurate about our brief conversation, but whatever. Just to clarify I asked if you drove your mustang, and if you still had your keys.

I also don't invent anything to get upset about, so I have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

Treat others as you would like to be treated. That's all I'm saying... Jesus Fucking Christ...

Sure thing Ross.

This place must be going through a fucking midlife crisis.

[Rick Modena]

It's all fun and games til a cop is stalking you.

[Roscoe]

Sure thing Ross.

This place must be going through a fucking midlife crisis.

Didn't think that was below the belt, in the grand dfwm scheme of things...

I know I am...

[71chevellejohn]

[Rick Modena]

I've never understood the mid life crisis syndrome . I've always driven sports cars (2 dr. coupes) since high school. I have always felt young until here recently when its harder to get out of bed, but my libido is still going strong, I'm still driving sports cars and my wife looks 10 years younger than me.

I guess when your a goddamn pimp, that shit doesn't matter...

[mstng86]

Its just your mexican genetics.

[Rick Modena]

Its just your Aztecan/Spaniard genetics.

Fixed!

[mstng86]

Fixed!

exactly. Mexican

[Rick Modena]

exactly. Mexican

Muthufucker don't you dare question my Mesoamerican roots, you half breed fucking mutt!