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  • Mourning Doves?

    How long before the chicks fly from the nest? A pair of doves started making a nest and laid her/their eggs the week of April 15th. It was too late for me to shoo them away and I didn't want to disturb them, but I'm having a cookout/party this weekend and they won't leave (the chicks). They are big enough to fly, so I don't see why they haven't left yet.

    Thoughts and I'm not killing them, eating them or giving them to my cat...

    And fuck GOOGLE!
    Originally posted by Silverback
    Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

  • #2
    I'll eat them.
    Originally posted by BradM
    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
    Originally posted by Leah
    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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    • #3
      If I leave here tomorrow
      Would you still remember me?
      For I must be traveling on now
      'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.

      But if I stayed here with you, girl,
      Things just couldn't be the same.
      'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
      And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
      And this bird you can not change.
      And this bird you can not change.
      Lord knows I can't change.

      Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah,
      Though this feeling I can't change.
      But please don't take it so badly,
      'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.

      But if I stayed here with you, girl,
      Things just couldn't be the same.
      'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
      And this bird you'll never change, oh, oh, oh, oh.
      And this bird you cannot change.
      And this bird you cannot change.
      Lord knows, I can't change.
      Lord, help me, I can't change.

      Lord, I can't change.
      Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah?

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      • #4
        Let cockasarusrex eat them.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Unicorn Jeff View Post
          Let cockasarusrex eat them.
          lol.
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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          • #6
            Put a blackbird nest made of foil across the branch from them. They will pack their shit and move to Rowlett.

            Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk

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            • #7
              Donate them to Plano PD.

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              • #8
                Spray windex on the nest. I did that at my Bro-in-law's house, the birds never came back. Not sure if they flew away and died, but the nest remained empty!

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                • #9
                  Dig if you will the picture
                  Of you and I engaged in a kiss
                  The sweat of your body covers me
                  Can you, my darling?
                  Can you picture this?

                  Dream if you can a courtyard
                  An ocean of violets in bloom
                  Animals strike curious poses
                  They feel the heat
                  The heat between me and you

                  [Hook]
                  How can you just leave me standing
                  Alone in a world that's so cold?
                  Maybe I'm just too demanding
                  Maybe I'm just like my father: too bold
                  Maybe you're just like my mother
                  She's never satisfied
                  Why do we scream at each other?
                  This is what it sounds like
                  When doves cry

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by CWO View Post
                    This is what it sounds like
                    When doves cry
                    Damn you. that was my next post.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CWO View Post
                      Dig if you will the picture
                      Of you and I engaged in a kiss
                      The sweat of your body covers me

                      I was scrolling down and the page stopped right there. I was like WTF!

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                      • #12
                        If you are having a cookout get some bacon, jalapeƱos and eat them!

                        Just don't tell anyone
                        "A bad day hunting beats a good day at work"

                        Golden Oaks Lodge
                        East Texas Axis and Fallow hunts
                        https://www.facebook.com/GoldenOaksLodge/

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                        • #13
                          I'm crashing the party

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                          • #14
                            Discharge a shotgun in their general direction... not sure about doves, but when people shoot at me I tend to vacate the area.
                            .

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                            • #15
                              What the hell do doves have to do with a cookout?

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