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  • #1

    2:30 door bell ring

    This shit pisses me off. We are in full sexy time mode and the door bell rings. After going for my nine, I look out the window at my tree covered in toilet paper. Son of a bitch. Some little shits just gave me blue balls and I'm not happy.
    Tags: 9=4.5, inverted penis, postman rings twice, she got saved by the bell, trublu shoots the tp out, trublu whoop kids, trublu would shoot
  • #2
    go fuck them with your " 9 "
    Originally posted by talisman
    I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
    Originally posted by AdamLX
    If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
    Because fuck you, that's why
    Originally posted by 80coupe
    nice dick, Idrivea4banger
    Originally posted by Rick Modena
    ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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    • #3
      Lmao, I guess it's TP season. Last day for some of my HS, so we went and TP'd the hell out of some friends' places.
      Originally posted by Buzzo
      Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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      • #4
        easy way to get the t.p. out is set it on fire.

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        • #5
          I would have pretended not to hear a thing!

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          • #6
            ^^This^^

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            • #7
              This sounds like the beginning of rap tune, or a country song...

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              • #8
                Pics?

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                • #9
                  9" really ?....pics or it's not true
                  sigpic
                  "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
                  through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
                  We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
                  my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by prostock1 View Post
                    9" really ?....pics or it's not true
                    Sounds like someone has his turgid 5 in hand...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by prostock1 View Post
                      9" really ?....pics or it's not true
                      Perhaps you can supply some sound advice in this thread.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                        Sounds like someone has his turgid 5 in hand...
                        Time to pull out the dick*tionary.

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                        • #13
                          You already been TP I would have finished the deed with wifey. Just would have pounded her harder just cause I would have been pissed about it.

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                          • #14
                            Comes out easy with a hose
                            "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

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                            • #15
                              Dang I'm old , I would be sound asleep @2:30 and wouldn't have heard a thing.

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