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  • #16
    Yeah, counseling helped us out. Like what was posted in the other thread sometimes it take a professional to tell her for her to hear it.

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    • #17
      don't save her, she dont Want to be saved
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #18
        Big no here.

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        • #19
          If my old lady ever cheats or lies about something big, it's over with no chance of fixing it. I'd try to work through just about anything else.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by jyro View Post
            My wife and spent a year apart in 1985, we filed for divorce, had everything worked out and never went to court. We've been together for 44 years
            That's pretty awesome. My parents hit 40 this year and they love to hate each other, but couldn't stand to be alone.

            Year 1 was the hardest for us. I was Frank the Tank and didn't realize that I could only have one vagina for the rest of my life, so I went on the hunt.

            My woman, being a woman, lacks logic, so when I explained to her that I was getting a couples girlfriend to help us out and that would increase the love in the marriage by 100%. Simply, if I loved her 100%, she loved me 100% and side-piece X loved us each 50% equally, then we would have a total of 300% love, up 100% from 200%. Being an English grad, she wasn't very good at math.

            When later talking to my dad he said "Are you fucking retarded? I told you two things when it comes to marriage - 1) never tell your wife about a slip-up and 2) never ever by any means fall in love with your slip-up (both of which I did, although I contend that #2 had more to do with lust, not love). You disappointed me."

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            • #21
              I tried ass2mouth like the tag suggests, didn't seem to help, only made things worse....
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
                I tried ass2mouth like the tag suggests, didn't seem to help, only made things worse....
                Too easy.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
                  I tried ass2mouth like the tag suggests, didn't seem to help, only made things worse....
                  Not sure how fellating her strap-on is going to make it better for you...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Mach1 View Post
                    I tried ass2mouth like the tag suggests, didn't seem to help, only made things worse....
                    He didn't like how your breath smelled afterwards?
                    When the government pays, the government controls.

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                    • #25
                      No, I haven't. No, I haven't. No I haven't. And yes, I have.

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