Woman problems

[War Machine]

damn why do you put up with that crap buzzo?

Well, the only thing I can think of is I enjoy being talked down to everyday. Im like those broads that stick with men who beat them?

[stephen4785]

My wife and I started sleeping in different beds when she was pregnant with our second. She'd get bitchy because I turned over or what ever and we still sleep in separate beds now(3 years). She flipped out when she turned 30. Got real depressed and went nuts for a month or so. Im convinced women watch too much tv and pych themselves out because they think they should be thinking that way. The whole toilet seat up or down bs argument is the same way. Tough it out until she has a better day then talk to her about going to the dr and asking about her mood. Bringing it up right now will just add fuel to the fire. Good luck. Iv got an extra bed room if you need it.

[4king]

I remember when I was younger I watched married with children and was confused why al never wanted to bang peg, now I look at my wife and the only thing I want is for her to shut the hell up

[War Machine]

I remember when I was younger I watched married with children and was confused why al never wanted to bang peg, now I look at my wife and the only thing I want is for her to shut the hell up

god damn aint that the truth

[asphaltjunkie]

Better her smash the sim card with a hammer than your pecker...

[GeorgeG.]

Better her smash the sim card with a hammer than your pecker...

Just wait till he's asleep...next thing he'll see is the wife tossing it in the garbage disposal after she cuts it off...

[idrivea4banger]

Well, the only thing I can think of is I enjoy being talked down to everyday. Im like those broads that stick with men who beat them?

Mines bat shit crazy, she flips out all the time. Always bitching about something. Bitching about her job, bitching about traffic, always complaining about some pointless shit. I wanna kick her ass all the time. Its why I dont drink. If I drank, I would be in jail.

I wish mine slept in another room, damn that'd be wonderful. Shes in our bedroom right now snoring so loud it sounds like a monster truck rally

Fucking Buzzo. Holy shit, Im in tears.

[Captain Crawfish]

4x overage wtf get her unlimited

[whitetrash]

Have you tried giving her a snickers? Bitches be crazie when they hangry

[lincolnboy]

maybe she needs some new dick. just saying.

[trblshooter]

Go to your local police station and ask to talk to an officer about domestic violence. Don't report anything or make false accusations, just talk to them about what you should do.

That way, when she finally takes it a step further and then accuses you of some stupid shit there will be a record of you being concerned about her behavior. I've done this because my ex was bat shit crazy and it really worked in my favor. Oh and keep a recording device on you at all times while you fight.

Or just cut the cord and bounce if you can.

[CexMashean]

I haven't seen her tits yet, so I can't offer any advice.

[Broncojohnny]

I thought for a minute she was possessed by the ghost of Gallagher....

(Record scratch)....Gallagher is DEAD?

Also on the woman troubles, time to piss on the fire.

[talisman]

I thought for a minute she was possessed by the ghost of Gallagher the way she was swinging that hammer. Oh and I forgot to add that we don't even sleep in the same bed anymore because her damn chihuahua thinks it has to be up on the bed and sheds like no other. Barks non stop just a pain in my ass but yet I had to get rid of my lab today that I got when he was just a puppy a year and a half ago. I'm sure some of this will get edited later but right now IDGAF!

Right there, shows some major fucking problems. Get some counseling. Do you have kids? If not, it might be time to start seriously thinking about cutting the cord. The day I lose a dog because of a woman is the day you'll finally see me on the news.

Just FYI, divorce isn't nearly as bad as you probably think. Sure, it takes some time to rebuild things, but once you're away from the crazy you'll be asking yourself what the hell you were thinking putting up with it for so long.

Women go through these periods of entitlement and start watching The Notebook thinking they deserve a guy to grovel at their feet every time they enter a room just because they are a fucking woman. Read this: http://www.returnofkings.com/30402/m...rve-a-good-man
Does your woman exhibit these traits?

Dude, she's pulling this shit because you put up with it. Sack up.

This is true.

[FATHERFORD]

Go see a doctor/counseling.

It helped a bunch when my wife and I were in a rough patch. I hated every minute of it, but it got her to nod her head and realize she is a fucking cunt, so it was worth it.

Now per the counselor, I get a BJ at least once a week.