Woman problems

[Baron Von Crowder]

It sucks not being with my lady when one of us is traveling... I can't imagine having separate rooms.

No shit. It's one thing to get turned down for sex and to roll over and go to sleep, it's entirely different to have to take a walk of shame down the hall to the other room.

[KBScobravert]

It sucks not being with my lady when one of us is traveling... I can't imagine having separate rooms.

I spend 80% of the year on a twin mattress by myself. When I am home I needs my woman's ass pressed against me. Makes a nice arm rest too.

[0393gt]

No shit. It's one thing to get turned down for sex and to roll over and go to sleep, it's entirely different to have to take a walk of shame down the hall to the other room.

jaja, I guess you would have to plan sex. That's crazy.

[KBScobravert]

No shit. It's one thing to get turned down for sex and to roll over and go to sleep, it's entirely different to have to take a walk of shame down the hall to the other room.

I don't understand.

[Ruffdaddy]

Document her actions...and start planning your exit strategy. Life is way too short to be miserable because of someone else...especially when you have a choice otherwise.

[Forever_frost]

My folks sleep in separate rooms and have for 20 years. I have told my wife that that is not an option for us.

My grandparents (who raised me) do that. They have since I can recall and are as happy as they come. I don't think they've slept in the same bed since I've been in this world.

[Baron Von Crowder]

I don't understand.

If that was true, you wouldnt be on your second wife...

[KBScobravert]

If that was true, you wouldnt be on your second wife...

My first wife continued to fuck me well after she moved out and our divorce. Very true story.

[Baron Von Crowder]

My first wife continued to fuck me well after she moved out and our divorce. Very true story.

interesting wordplay there.

[KBScobravert]

interesting wordplay there.

Wait. What? She came by to pick get her mail. Code and a play on words to fornicate. My brother's live in bitch said the only thing waiting for her was 'junk mail' but yet she came by anyways.

[Scott Mc]

Well this thread makes me feel better lol. I have found they are all crazy, just find one with the level you can handle lol.

[Sean88gt]

Go see a doctor/counseling.

It helped a bunch when my wife and I were in a rough patch. I hated every minute of it, but it got her to nod her head and realize she is a fucking cunt, so it was worth it.

Now per the counselor, I get a BJ at least once a week.

Nothing like a reluctant, mediocre beej to show you have control over them.

thankfully the only time my wife goes off the deep end is if she's drinking rum...

I don't allow her to have rum anymore

Yep. I feed the wife certain drinks for certain activities. But I've learned to back off of others because I won't deal with her being a bitch. Bleeding from a hole isn't a valid excuse, that is a product of society trying to continue the "princess" theme from their childhood, that has transitioned into "diva."

Lucky? That shit would annoy the hell out of me, and I'm pretty laid back. My old lady has a shitty attitude about 40% of the time, nags about dumb shit, and loves to put words in my mouth or twist up something I say to make me out to be the jerk. It gets exponentially worse during that time of the month. She is spoiled rotten and has it GOOD.

I'm wise enough to know that nearly all women are that bad or worse, or there are the subservient ones who don't have a spine or brain. And then there are ugly chicks, cheaters, liars, etc. No one is perfect. I am thankful for the good stuff about her, and it outweighs the other stuff.

I wouldn't be shocked if my old lady smashed something. As long as it's not something of mine, I'd just laugh at her.

Handle it like McClintock did, grab a brush and whip her ass.

Oh and she brought this nice gem up last night "well remember the last time we had problems?" " I had spoken with a lawyer and I"ll get custody of the kids because you have a bum leg!" That's when I said ok that sounds like all I need to know and went to bed. This woman just now got her DL not a year ago she doesn't have a job or work skills of any kind. My 10 year old son can spell better than her.

You know how to pick them. I couldn't handle being with an idiot (outside of using them as fleshlight that talks).

My wife USED to do this. Over the years I have convinced her that I am ALWAYS right and a genius too. I still have to remind her every now and then; arguing with me is pointless, since she will find out eventually that I was right all along.

This takes time and patience because they aren't sharp enough to get after the first 100x, or they are too proud to admit that we just might actually be putting that bigger brain to work in solving their problems.

My wife throws out the " you don't tell me what to do, I'm older than you!" Wtf act like it then.

Be careful, you could get in trouble with sexually assaulting someone of diminished capacity.

i guess i avoided a great deal of these problems by just sitting at home and masturbating.

I'm married and still do this. I've convinced the woman to leave me alone because I'm "increasing my stamina" by jerking off. Right. It would be nice to have open access to the house without fear of her or the kids busting in as I'm busting off.

[Ruffdaddy]

Wait. What? She came by to pick get her mail. Code and a play on words to fornicate. My brother's live in bitch said the only thing waiting for her was 'junk mail' but yet she came by anyways.

The real question is...did you start wrapping it after the split? Or at least pulling out?

[ELVIS]

The real question is...did you start wrapping it after the split? Or at least pulling out?

i've never wanted that much info on another mans dick. ever.

god bless.

[redrocket5.0]

Me and my ol lady have an age gap of 8 1/2 years. When it's good it's good. She being the older of the two. I'm 32 and she's 40. We sleep in separate beds, I used to hate it, now I can't stand her sleeping next to me. I will admit it is nice to have her there, I have no problem going to sleep with ass pressed against me, but I move, a bunch. All women are crazy, it's just a matter of how much of it you're going to put up with.

My first wife, everything was great. She came home one day and said she wanted a divorce, I agreed with her 100%. I was devastated at first. But 5 years later, I was so dumb back then, I would have whooped my own ass now. Get out man, this may not end well.