Going to work in Chicago

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http://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Barack-...rds=obama+mask

30 of 33 people found the following review helpful
Warning!!!
By S. Regn on March 11, 2013
The quality is very good, very realistic. But once I put it on I started feeling these terrible compulsions. I held up three people on their way to work, took their wallets, and gave the wallets to some lazy people. Then I went to the library and ripped up every copy of the constitution they had in there. I started yelling, 'I'm King of the World, I'm King of the World!" The police came and wrestled me to the ground, and took off the mask and the compulsions stopped. Thank God. They let me out on bail, but they're keeping the mask for evidence. I warned them not to try it on, but I don't think they believed me.

[mustang_revival]

Kevlar Helmet
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[Ratt]

How far south you talking?

[talisman]

Chain mail

He going to try and fend someone off by slitting their throat with a Bed Bath and Beyond 20% off coupon?

[Chili]

He going to try and fend someone off by slitting their throat with a Bed Bath and Beyond 20% off coupon?

He's definitely not buying gas on Wednesday..

[mustang_revival]

He going to try and fend someone off by slitting their throat with a Bed Bath and Beyond 20% off coupon?

You just reminded me I need a new can opener.

[GrayStangGT]

LOL at googles suggestions

[Kart21]

Is this "permanent" ?

Winters, you don't have the right cloths if you bought them in Texas.

Been a long time since I was in the windy city. Everything sucked, people, laws, DON"T tell the cops you are from Texas. After a hour they will release you and the car after they took it apart. You know everyone from Texas has guns with them.

Deal with the Union thing, you can write off the union dues on your taxes, or think about new paint for your truck.

All the other stuff personal protection equipment, be safety alert.

Remember, vote early and vote often, it's the Chicago way.

Watch your back if you don't sign the union card.

Good Luck, I hated it.

[93LXHORSE]

I wore this. Problem was, I was apparently in CRYPT territory, and folks were looking at me all crazy. I've learned that the proper attire is BLUE. I'm gonna give it another try tomorrow.

[71chevellejohn]

I wore this. Problem was, I was apparently in CRYPT territory, and folks were looking at me all crazy. I've learned that the proper attire is BLUE. I'm gonna give it another try tomorrow.

Hanging out in a cemetery?

[93LXHORSE]

How far south you talking?

I'm at Mannheim and 290 - More southwest than south. I've been all over Chicago many times, actually, and in much worse places than this.

Back in 2010 when I was NOT such a good boy I was making daily trips to the West side in very unsavory territory! I made friends with a young gentleman who called himself "Hundred", or Hund'd... I'm not sure. He was rich, I suppose. He drove a Porsche Cayenne with some bad ass rims and about 10G worth of stereo goodies. Not bad for a delivery boy!

[93LXHORSE]

Hanging out in a cemetery?

There are several nearby. FULL ones, too!

[Forever_frost]

There are several nearby. FULL ones, too!

And they all vote for Obama

[GrayStangGT]

And they all vote for Obama

Well played sir