How Much to tip my CL hooker ?

[Big Dad]

Like the title says ..

Kinda confused

20% enough ?

[paul_376]

10.00

[lincolnboy]

i usually give groupons to carenow.

[johnboy]

You should tip her over enough so that her head hits the headboard and not the sheetrock.

[War Machine]

Depends, with or without taking a dump on them?

[Scott Mc]

Even the tip is too much, you will get the gonaherpasyphalades

[jefehbk]

Any links to hookers?

[lincolnboy]

tip a hooker, feed a fever. Or is it tip a cold, starve a hooker?

[Baron Von Crowder]

Depends, with or without taking a dump on them?

Back in my single days, I nailed this chick and was driving her home, and we were talking about getting together again the next weekend. I threw out the "next time Im putting it in your ass" and she said without missing a beat "only if I can piss on you first"

I wasnt prepared for that.

[orphan Shelby]

If paying in roses, do you tip in roses?

[talisman]

Back in my single days, I nailed this chick and was driving her home, and we were talking about getting together again the next weekend. I threw out the "next time Im putting it in your ass" and she said without missing a beat "only if I can piss on you first"

I wasnt prepared for that.

....rest of story?

If paying in roses, do you tip in roses?

Ask Stunter Bob.

[Scott Mc]

He got a golden shower, duh!

[IHaveAMustang]

Back in my single days, I nailed this chick and was driving her home, and we were talking about getting together again the next weekend. I threw out the "next time Im putting it in your ass" and she said without missing a beat "only if I can piss on you first"

I wasnt prepared for that.

You got a kinky one...

[Baron Von Crowder]

....rest of story?

Her boyfriend moved to cali or somewhere and she decided to go with him.

[War Machine]

Back in my single days, I nailed this chick and was driving her home, and we were talking about getting together again the next weekend. I threw out the "next time Im putting it in your ass" and she said without missing a beat "only if I can piss on you first"

I wasnt prepared for that.

I used to play poker in the ghetto regularly at one spot. I wont say the guys name, but one night me and my buddy got to the game early to see the guy that owned the place watching a porn where a girl was taking a shit on this dude. We started calling this guy Skatdaddy. Skatdaddy opened up, started telling us how he pays broads to shit on him. He said he hired black chicks at first cause they were the cheapest. He also explained the value of a good tarp. Me and my buddy Daniel found great humor in this. Soon as the game started that night, we started making jokes about it. Mostly puns based on the word skat. Skat-inator, skatterbrained, skat-tastic, etc. After awhile, he seemed to enjoy being called skatdaddy. It was like a weight had been lifted off his shoulders. He'd even call players and say "hey this is skatdaddy, you coming to play tonight"

Later he married a black girl after that game broke (because of a stabbing at the game.) I can only hope she was one of the hookers he'd shit on for money.