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  • #16
    Originally posted by Downs View Post
    My dad said someone in Parker County turned in a large snake. She said that the snake would lay out next to her sometimes. The snake was acting weird according to her. A snake speciliast said that what it was probably doing was sizing her up to see if it could eat her.
    oh hell no! screw that

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Downs View Post
      My dad said someone in Parker County turned in a large snake. She said that the snake would lay out next to her sometimes. The snake was acting weird according to her. A snake speciliast said that what it was probably doing was sizing her up to see if it could eat her.
      Fuck....that.....shit...
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Downs View Post
        My dad said someone in Parker County turned in a large snake. She said that the snake would lay out next to her sometimes. The snake was acting weird according to her. A snake speciliast said that what it was probably doing was sizing her up to see if it could eat her.
        That urban legend is older than the internet, and completely ridiculous. Snakes don't do that.

        I do get a kick out of seeing all the different ways people start out the story.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by jluv View Post
          That urban legend is older than the internet, and completely ridiculous. Snakes don't do that.

          I do get a kick out of seeing all the different ways people start out the story.
          Word. The snake was probably just trying to see if it could snatch the $100 bill off the headboard.
          Originally posted by davbrucas
          I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

          Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

          You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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          • #20
            Snake was recovered in the home owner's attic.
            If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by trailerparksuperstar View Post
              Snake was recovered in the home owner's attic.
              Probably was up there peering down at night, sizing him up when he was sleeping, to see if he could eat him.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                Word. The snake was probably just trying to see if it could snatch the $100 bill off the headboard.
                I don't know why, but this bunk ass shit had me laughing my ass off!
                Originally posted by Silverback
                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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