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  • I hate stupid people that try to talk about cars.

    I don't get why people that have no idea what they're talking about try to talk about cars. I was at work today minding my own business when a coworker was listening to his friend talk about his FRS (coworker has the same car) he was saying he's going to put some turbo kit on it and make 405 horsepower without a tune, he would have to get 1000 mm injectors, blah blah something 660 turbo.

    I wasn't saying anything in the conversation, just listening halfway, checking out display phones. So I asked him "what's a 660 turbo? I've never heard of one of those." He goes on to tell me that it's an "80something millimeter turbo" I kinda laugh and say are you sure that 2.0 will be able to spool that before hitting redline?

    He takes it as an insult and says "don't be stupid, it'll spool at 3500 rpm." "Right. That's weird, my car with a 62mm turbo doesn't fully spool until about 4000 rpms and my motor is a little bigger than yours."

    Him: "What piece of shit do you have? I'll race you as soon as my car is done and I'll have 405 horsepower! I'll race you for $1000!"

    It's a neon that makes 440 horsepower last time I checked a few years ago and two rebuilds ago, everything is fixed now and it's running again, I'd guess it's making a little more now.

    Him: "Yeah right, how much does it make to the wheels?

    Umm, 440...I just said that.

    Him: "Well how much did you pay for the car?"

    I bought it used in 2005 with like 12,000 miles on it for 15.

    Him: "Yeah right."

    Huh? They were 20 grand when they came out, I bought one used.

    Him: Well I'll smoke your ass and make $1000!

    At this point I just kinda laughed and ignored him and went back to what I was doing. I didn't see a point in dragging it out and being a dick to a friend of a friend.

    The sad thing to me is that the guy was in his 40s and had no idea what he was talking about and tries to call out random people for money races with a 400 hp like he's at the street races on beach street or some shit.

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    I get it all the time at work. People who don't have the slightest clue about the parts in their car and are trying to tell me whats broken, how its broken and what I need to do to fix it.
    "You need to replace my ignition switch because the car don't always start right away"
    Yeah, lets do the fuel filter first. Oh look, that fixed it.
    "You need to replace the turbo in my Powerstroke cause it don't make boost"
    How about if I just plug in the boost cut solenoid so it closes?


    Todays question was my favorite.
    "Do you work on Ford Diesel trucks"
    This question was asked while I was bent over a bright red 2006 F-250 with the 6.0 in it replacing the EGR valve and the guy was watching me for a couple minutes and staring at the engine.

    Wasn't sure how to answer that question without tons of sarcasm in my voice.


    Or the customer that said his brother had an x cop car that had a special fuel pump in it that dumped a bunch of fuel in it to give an extra 300 HP but you could only buy the pump if you were a cop.
    Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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    • #3
      Boost is for cheaters1! And NOS is just stupid. Anyone can make a car fast with that.
      Originally posted by Buzzo
      Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by LaserSVT View Post
          I get it all the time at work. People who don't have the slightest clue about the parts in their car and are trying to tell me whats broken, how its broken and what I need to do to fix it.
          "You need to replace my ignition switch because the car don't always start right away"
          Yeah, lets do the fuel filter first. Oh look, that fixed it.
          "You need to replace the turbo in my Powerstroke cause it don't make boost"
          How about if I just plug in the boost cut solenoid so it closes?


          Todays question was my favorite.
          "Do you work on Ford Diesel trucks"
          This question was asked while I was bent over a bright red 2006 F-250 with the 6.0 in it replacing the EGR valve and the guy was watching me for a couple minutes and staring at the engine.

          Wasn't sure how to answer that question without tons of sarcasm in my voice.


          Or the customer that said his brother had an x cop car that had a special fuel pump in it that dumped a bunch of fuel in it to give an extra 300 HP but you could only buy the pump if you were a cop.
          At that point I would just give up and admit defeat. Fuck it, you're right, just go away.

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          • #6
            was he drunk

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            • #7
              Originally posted by LaserSVT View Post
              I get it all the time at work. People who don't have the slightest clue about the parts in their car and are trying to tell me whats broken, how its broken and what I need to do to fix it.
              "You need to replace my ignition switch because the car don't always start right away"
              Yeah, lets do the fuel filter first. Oh look, that fixed it.
              "You need to replace the turbo in my Powerstroke cause it don't make boost"
              How about if I just plug in the boost cut solenoid so it closes?


              Todays question was my favorite.
              "Do you work on Ford Diesel trucks"
              This question was asked while I was bent over a bright red 2006 F-250 with the 6.0 in it replacing the EGR valve and the guy was watching me for a couple minutes and staring at the engine.

              Wasn't sure how to answer that question without tons of sarcasm in my voice.


              Or the customer that said his brother had an x cop car that had a special fuel pump in it that dumped a bunch of fuel in it to give an extra 300 HP but you could only buy the pump if you were a cop.
              Have you ever bullet proofed a 6.0?
              Street car.

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              • #8
                $1000 and 440hp?
                I'd take that shit all day.
                DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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                • #9
                  I can't stand stupid people period, it gets especially annoying when they try to talk gun stuff when they don't know a damned thing.

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                  • #10
                    I like when I order shit and pay for two day priority shipping, and three days later, their site still says, "processing."
                    ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DriveWayBuilt View Post
                      Have you ever bullet proofed a 6.0?
                      I have been asked to. I have refused.
                      Good judgment comes from bad decisions and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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                      • #12
                        Can you billet proof a 6.0?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by scootro View Post
                          was he drunk
                          Seemed sober

                          Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
                          $1000 and 440hp?
                          I'd take that shit all day.
                          "When my car is done..." = not going to be done, and when it is, I'll pretend I forgot.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz View Post
                            Can you billet proof a 6.0?
                            Provide proof of a billet bullet 6.0

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                            • #15
                              I love the guys that act like they know what a Buick Grand National, T-type, or Turbo T is when they don't or even worse when they do know what it is and then tell me they knew someone who had one with the Turbo V8 instead of the 6
                              Sometimes its just not worth even trying to educate someone that is so hopelessly ignorant.

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