We like beer. "Thanks for your service" is easy. Handing me a Bud Lite is more along the lines of a thanks. Or food. I'm a fat bastard for a reason.
As far as the COD, I'm not playing. I've talked to some very stupid people and dropped them off at the recruiter's office. One guy asked where he could get the most comfortable hiking boots cheap. I told him the pair I had on has been worn daily for a decade and they are still holding up and comfortable and I got them free. He said "Oh? I guess I missed that deal."
"Nope, they have the same deal, every day. They measure your foot and fit it personally to you and all. Hell, if you're hard core enough, they'll pay you to wear it."
"No shit? What do I Have to do?"
"Just sign the contract man. They pay for you a gym membership, give you an expense account to cover your housing and even buy you all of your meals and you can choose how long you want the contract for. Absolutely serious man."
"Fuck yeah! Let's do this!"
Yep. Hello Army recruiter.
As far as the COD, I'm not playing. I've talked to some very stupid people and dropped them off at the recruiter's office. One guy asked where he could get the most comfortable hiking boots cheap. I told him the pair I had on has been worn daily for a decade and they are still holding up and comfortable and I got them free. He said "Oh? I guess I missed that deal."
"Nope, they have the same deal, every day. They measure your foot and fit it personally to you and all. Hell, if you're hard core enough, they'll pay you to wear it."
"No shit? What do I Have to do?"
"Just sign the contract man. They pay for you a gym membership, give you an expense account to cover your housing and even buy you all of your meals and you can choose how long you want the contract for. Absolutely serious man."
"Fuck yeah! Let's do this!"
Yep. Hello Army recruiter.
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