here is a list of helpful ways to make everyone's commute a little better...
1) SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT: if you choose to drive the speed limit or under, that is your prerogative. however, please do it in the right lane only! and if, God forbid, you come upon an even slower driver that is in front of you in said lane, feel free to accelerate slightly when passing. passing while on cruise control at 70 mph is not the answer.
2) THE ASSHOLE BEHIND YOU IN THE LEFT LANE IS NOT FLASHING HIS BRIGHT LIGHTS TO HELP YOU BETTER SEE YOUR TEXT MESSAGES: if you find yourself in the left lane and are either pacing the cars in the right lane or getting passed by them and you notice the huge truck behind you flashing his brights while riding your ass, it is a very subtle way of asking you to slide over into the right lane.
3) IF YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT LANE CRUISING BEHIND ANOTHER DRIVER AND YOU CHOOSE TO PASS, PLEASE DO NOT PULL IN FRONT OF THE ASSHOLE IN THE SUPER DUTY WHO IS SCREAMING UPON YOU IN THE LEFT LANE: gauge the closing ratio between your car and the car you want to pass and compare it to the closing ratio between said asshole and you. if said asshole is closing faster, wait until he passes you, then get in behind him.
added after the original post...
4) IF YOU ARE IN THE LEFT LANE CRUISING AT OR JUST ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT ON CRUISE CONTROL AND THE 18 WHEELER IN THE RIGHT LANE IS COMING UP ON TRAFFIC IN FRONT OF HIM THAT HE INTENDS TO PASS AND HE PUTS ON HIS LEFT BLINKER: feel free to give it a little more gas and pass him so he can get in behind you, or slow down and flash your bright lights, letting him know you are allowing him to get over in front of you. don't be the one oblivious to everything going on around you and then get pissed when, after a good 7 or 8 seconds of letting you know his intent, he cuts you off because of your lack of decision making.
5) IF YOU ARE COMING UP ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION OR OTHER VARIATION OF A CLOSED LANE: put on your turn signal asap and try to merge into a through-lane as smoothly as possible. DON'T be the guy that decides to hammer down and pass as many cars as possible up to the actual point of the barrier closing the lane, then get pissed when everyone you passed to get to that point will not let you over.
5a) IF YOU ARE IN THE THROUGH-LANE HEADING INTO A LANE CLOSURE: be the guy that allows one or two cars to merge in front of you. traffic will most likely be stopping or slowing way down soon anyway, and this helps with the overall flow (unless, of course, the one wanting to merge was the guy that tried to speed past everyone who had already properly merged)
6) IF YOU ARE IN THE LEFT LANE DRIVING SLOW AND YOU NOTICE THE AFOREMENTIONED ASSHOLE BEHIND YOU FLASHING HIS BRIGHTS: don't add insult to injury by moving into the right lane as slowly as you can. if you are caught in this situation, put on your right blinker and as soon as is safe, PLEASE GET THE FUCK OVER. QUICKLY.
please feel free to post up and add to this list. thanks for listening to my rant...
1) SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT: if you choose to drive the speed limit or under, that is your prerogative. however, please do it in the right lane only! and if, God forbid, you come upon an even slower driver that is in front of you in said lane, feel free to accelerate slightly when passing. passing while on cruise control at 70 mph is not the answer.
2) THE ASSHOLE BEHIND YOU IN THE LEFT LANE IS NOT FLASHING HIS BRIGHT LIGHTS TO HELP YOU BETTER SEE YOUR TEXT MESSAGES: if you find yourself in the left lane and are either pacing the cars in the right lane or getting passed by them and you notice the huge truck behind you flashing his brights while riding your ass, it is a very subtle way of asking you to slide over into the right lane.
3) IF YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT LANE CRUISING BEHIND ANOTHER DRIVER AND YOU CHOOSE TO PASS, PLEASE DO NOT PULL IN FRONT OF THE ASSHOLE IN THE SUPER DUTY WHO IS SCREAMING UPON YOU IN THE LEFT LANE: gauge the closing ratio between your car and the car you want to pass and compare it to the closing ratio between said asshole and you. if said asshole is closing faster, wait until he passes you, then get in behind him.
added after the original post...
4) IF YOU ARE IN THE LEFT LANE CRUISING AT OR JUST ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT ON CRUISE CONTROL AND THE 18 WHEELER IN THE RIGHT LANE IS COMING UP ON TRAFFIC IN FRONT OF HIM THAT HE INTENDS TO PASS AND HE PUTS ON HIS LEFT BLINKER: feel free to give it a little more gas and pass him so he can get in behind you, or slow down and flash your bright lights, letting him know you are allowing him to get over in front of you. don't be the one oblivious to everything going on around you and then get pissed when, after a good 7 or 8 seconds of letting you know his intent, he cuts you off because of your lack of decision making.
5) IF YOU ARE COMING UP ON ROAD CONSTRUCTION OR OTHER VARIATION OF A CLOSED LANE: put on your turn signal asap and try to merge into a through-lane as smoothly as possible. DON'T be the guy that decides to hammer down and pass as many cars as possible up to the actual point of the barrier closing the lane, then get pissed when everyone you passed to get to that point will not let you over.
5a) IF YOU ARE IN THE THROUGH-LANE HEADING INTO A LANE CLOSURE: be the guy that allows one or two cars to merge in front of you. traffic will most likely be stopping or slowing way down soon anyway, and this helps with the overall flow (unless, of course, the one wanting to merge was the guy that tried to speed past everyone who had already properly merged)
6) IF YOU ARE IN THE LEFT LANE DRIVING SLOW AND YOU NOTICE THE AFOREMENTIONED ASSHOLE BEHIND YOU FLASHING HIS BRIGHTS: don't add insult to injury by moving into the right lane as slowly as you can. if you are caught in this situation, put on your right blinker and as soon as is safe, PLEASE GET THE FUCK OVER. QUICKLY.
please feel free to post up and add to this list. thanks for listening to my rant...
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