I think my pharmacy filled my cough syrup with a laxative

[Baron Von Crowder]

I dont want to cough. Well played, pharmacist, well played.

[Unicorn Jeff]

Get a jumbo tampon and shove it up your ass. Thank me later.

[jw33]

problem solved

[DON SVO]

Get a jumbo tampon and shove it up your ass. Thank me later.

When did you get the nickname "Jumbo Tampon"?

[line-em-up]

Maybe he should change his name to Unicornhole.

[Cobraman]

Maybe he should change his name to Unicornhole.

Unicornholio

[VaderTT]

Jeff is facinated by poo.

[talisman]

Get a jumbo tampon and shove it up your ass. Thank me later.

You forgot he needs to soak it in vodka first.

[Unicorn Jeff]

You forgot he needs to soak it in vodka first.

This man knows whats up!

[YALE]

It's the sugar in the cough syrup.

[TeeShock]

Coughing out your ass?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Is your asshole still being a little slut, DJ?

[roliath]

Get a jumbo tampon and shove it up your ass. Thank me later.

Soak said tampon with vodka beforehand.

[Baron Von Crowder]

Eh, I got the bronchitis Thursday, and as soon as I took the first dose of cough meds, I started pissing out my ass. Not talking a bit sloppy, like shit through a screen door without leaving a stain. It hasnt done anything for my cough, execept make me concentrate really hard when I feel a cough coming. It's been better for a couple days.

[talisman]

Soak said tampon with vodka beforehand.

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