Am I a loser?

[Cannon]

So, I'm transitioning out of the Marine Corps, checking out, turning in gear and what not. I decided this week would be the opportune time to break it off with a couple of girls that I'm seeing so that my time before and as soon as I return to Texas will be drama free.

It's Friday night and I don't feel like going out or drinking myself into oblivion, like most Devil Dogs do every night, not just the weekend... I was actually thinking about going to bed relatively soon, then it hit me...Am I a loser or am I getting old? Suddenly chasing tail and getting hammered become second behind sleep. I remember the days when I would get obliterated, pass out for two hours, wake up and run PT. Not anymore... So for you home body stang-bangers I have now become one of your brothers. I might even sign up for a W.O.W. account.

-A

[564826]

Thanks for your service and welcome home!

[jdgregory84]

Dude, I'm 26 and don't give a flying fuck about going out anymore. I have plenty of great friends that I hang out with on a regular basis. Just like you're trying to avoid drama with the women, not going to bars and getting fucked up all the time is avoiding drama.

You're only a loser when you submit your info to E-Harmony.

[BMCSean]

Nope, just better priorites. I did the same thing in the service, party all the time, bars all the time, and now I hardly drink at all. Probably once or twice a month if that and was probably only drunk twice last year.

[Denny]

Welcome to the world of grown-ups. Nothing wrong. Now you'll start seeing the world differently. Different priorities and goals. Prepare to surprise yourself.

[jdgregory84]

Welcome to the world of grown-ups. Nothing wrong. Now you'll start seeing the world differently. Different priorities and goals. Prepare to surprise yourself.

See? Denny is E-dad.

[talisman]

Welcome to the world of grown-ups. Nothing wrong. Now you'll start seeing the world differently. Different priorities and goals. Prepare to surprise yourself.

Holy shit, Bob Saget stoles Dennys soul! The horror!

[jdgregory84]

Holy shit, Bob Saget stoles Dennys soul! The horror!

Bob Saget would actually be cool. He's been posessed by Danny Tanner.

[talisman]

Bob Saget would actually be cool. He's been posessed by Danny Tanner.

I never watched that show, so I didn't know the characters name. But you did. Faggot.

[cobrajet69]

Holy shit, Bob Saget stoles Dennys soul! The horror!

LMMFAO



And to the OP, you're getting old. Face the truth and you'll be fine.

And W.O.W. is the gay.


BTW - Thank you sir, for you service!


David

[Nash B.]

Danny Tanner was a pussy. Bob Saget is a vulgar, profane motherfucker.

[BMCSean]

LMMFAO





And W.O.W. is the gay.




David

X100 get an xbox and Call of Duty so you can blow some shit up.

[Denny]

See? Denny is E-dad.

Let's get you a bath, some warm milk and I'll have Uncle Tali read you a bedtime porn.

[Rreemo]

Doesn't just mean you are getting older...it means you're getting wiser too!

...thanks for your service!

[jw33]

I know what you mean. I just stay home and huff paint these days.