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  • WTF happened to Hooters?

    Smurfette and I were sitting in Hooters getting some wings a while back and the subject came up that the "visual stimuli" there has vastly decreased in quality the last decade or so.

    Hell, some of the girls don't even HAVE "Hooters" to speak of.

    What happened to the days when the chicks would bounce on the bouncy balls to show the good patrons their "asset management" skills?

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    Originally posted by Gargamel View Post
    Smurfette and I were sitting in Hooters getting some wings a while back and the subject came up that the "visual stimuli" there has vastly decreased in quality the last decade or so.

    Hell, some of the girls don't even HAVE "Hooters" to speak of.

    What happened to the days when the chicks would bounce on the bouncy balls to show the good patrons their "asset management" skills?
    lawyers


    Saw one episode of "Undercover Boss" where a GM made girls who wanted to go home early compete to see who got to leave. They had to eat a spoon full of beans off a plate without using their hands. The "Undercover Boss" fired the GM the next day...its F-in Hooters, sexual innuendos are their thing
    Originally posted by Sean88gt
    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
      lawyers
      F#@king Lawyers....

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      • #4
        Other breasturants.
        "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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        • #5
          Those girls all work at Bone Daddy's, Twin Peaks, Boomerjacks, <insert>, <insert>, now....
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          "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas A Edison

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          • #6
            I used to go to Hoots and meet with ELVIS, Big Matt, etc back in the day in Lewisville. It wasn't bad at all. Fast forward to 6-8 months ago, I go to the local Hooters in Lewisville with a buddy, the hostess is sitting on top on the hostess stand playing on her phone, doesn't say anything to us until we sit down, and does nothing but say "here's some menus." The menus were dirty and falling apart, there were MAYBE ten customers in the whole store, and neither her or our waitress were cute at all. I suspect it will be gone within 12-18 months. Why? Because Redneck Heaven.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
              lawyers


              Saw one episode of "Undercover Boss" where a GM made girls who wanted to go home early compete to see who got to leave. They had to eat a spoon full of beans off a plate without using their hands. The "Undercover Boss" fired the GM the next day...its F-in Hooters, sexual innuendos are their thing
              LOL!

              I'd say it is more HR dept's, they are even worse if run by a woman, and more so if the woman has a JD.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MattB View Post
                I used to go to Hoots and meet with ELVIS, Big Matt, etc back in the day in Lewisville. It wasn't bad at all. Fast forward to 6-8 months ago, I go to the local Hooters in Lewisville with a buddy, the hostess is sitting on top on the hostess stand playing on her phone, doesn't say anything to us until we sit down, and does nothing but say "here's some menus." The menus were dirty and falling apart, there were MAYBE ten customers in the whole store, and neither her or our waitress were cute at all. I suspect it will be gone within 12-18 months. Why? Because Redneck Heaven.
                Agree with that too, the other options actually get that I'm going to eat a shitty meal because I want to see some innocent whore that is a missed-apartment-payment-away-from-stripping serve me.

                When a chick told me that Hooters required women to cover tattoos, I was out.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                  LOL!

                  I'd say it is more HR dept's, they are even worse if run by a woman, and more so if the woman has a JD.
                  Didn’t think of that, the lawyers of corporate America...lol

                  I still think it is stupid. I mean, people know the business model, they understand that some "un-professional" things may happen when they ask to be hired by said company...and yet sucking beans off a plate is over the line...


                  No lie, I have never been to any other "breastraunt"...looks like I will have to crawl out and explore a bit.
                  Originally posted by Sean88gt
                  You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                  You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sean88gt View Post
                    agree with that too, the other options actually get that i'm going to eat a shitty meal because i want to see some innocent whore that is a missed-apartment-payment-away-from-stripping serve me.
                    lol
                    Originally posted by Sean88gt
                    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                    • #11
                      On the undercover boss episode the boss was saying his young daughters couldn't wait to work at hooters and he was all in favor of it lol
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Rreemo View Post
                        Those girls all work at Bone Daddy's, Twin Peaks, Boomerjacks, <insert>, <insert>, now....
                        Actually, those girls are all too old to work at any of the breastaurants now. But, there is truth in the above. Hooter's was a pioneer, even if the food sucked. Now you've got breastaurants with better crowds, which attract the better looking waitresses, and better food to boot. They failed to evolve and got left behind.
                        Originally posted by BradM
                        But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                        Originally posted by Leah
                        In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                        • #13
                          Most of those places are hiring HS girls, last time I went to redneck our waitress just turned 17.
                          Ded

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                          • #14
                            Time. Time happened.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                              Most of those places are hiring HS girls, last time I went to redneck our waitress just turned 17.
                              I'm confused. Are you complaining?

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