phobias

[01vnms4v]

I'm scared of cockroaches.

X2 on that!!

[Kimmypie]

Just those nasty fucking spider sons of bitches!!
Hellz to the nah

[jluv]

Spiders creep me out, but it's gotten better over the last few years.

[Mychael101]

Dark nipples

[Hmbre97]

I was in my shop late one night last year, had the heater going and drank several. Saw one of those wolf spiders like that and got a solid shot on it with a 2x4. The bagillion babies went everywhere...

I did what I could that night (drunk) and then went to town with insect spray the next day. I swear I almost fell out though when all those little spiders went everywhere. A 6" diameter turned black/dark, spread and I had on flip-flops.

I would say without a doubt that a wolf spider is responsible for my most pants-shitting fear moment to date.

I found a big wolf spider in our house one night running along a baseboard. I didn't want to stomp it and grind spider guts into the carpet so I grabbed a dust pan and scooped it up. I walked outside on to the patio holding the dust pan about chest high. Right as I was getting ready to fling it into the yard, it jumped off the dust pan and hit the patio at my feet.

Apparently I didn't notice the million babies that were hitching a ride but when it hit the ground, a mushroom cloud of baby spiders exploded all over my bare legs and feet. I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call 911 to report a small child/woman getting murdered at my home. I don't think I've ever moved that fast before or since either.

[helosailor]

Dark nipples

I used to work with a guy that was like that. We made a sport out gathering up every dark nipple picture we could find and completely covered every surface of his bunk on the ship with them. It was glorious! We called it the Fortress of Nippletude.

And I'm not a fan of spiders, but only if they're on me.

[trblshooter]

I would say without a doubt that a wolf spider is responsible for my most pants-shitting fear moment to date.

I found a big wolf spider in our house one night running along a baseboard. I didn't want to stomp it and grind spider guts into the carpet so I grabbed a dust pan and scooped it up. I walked outside on to the patio holding the dust pan about chest high. Right as I was getting ready to fling it into the yard, it jumped off the dust pan and hit the patio at my feet.

Apparently I didn't notice the million babies that were hitching a ride but when it hit the ground, a mushroom cloud of baby spiders exploded all over my bare legs and feet. I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call 911 to report a small child/woman getting murdered at my home. I don't think I've ever moved that fast before or since either.

I would have to be committed after an experience like that.

[BradM]

When I'm driving and trying to get something out of my teeth with my tongue, I worry that someone will crash into me and make me bite off my tongue.

[jluv]

I used to work with a guy that was like that. We made a sport out gathering up every dark nipple picture we could find and completely covered every surface of his bunk on the ship with them. It was glorious! We called it the Fortress of Nippletude.

And I'm not a fan of spiders, but only if they're on me.

Ha! The Fortress of Nippletude! I love it.

[Craizie]

Corners of counters, tables, etc. Anything that will gouge my eye out of I fall face first onto it.

When I was an early teen I woke up to go use the restroom, I had to go through the kitchen and decided not to turn a light on. I tripped and caught the corner of the counter right under my nose... I cracked my upper pallet. That shit was terrible. My face swelled up, and any amount of pressure was excruciating.

[junior]

Frogs!!!

When i was in high school my friends found out and i would get chased by them with frogs......

[orphan Shelby]

Poverty. . Then the spider thing. Some seasonz I can't work under cars at house due to tarantulas walking by. Had a couple "oh shit" moments from them bastards.

[TeeShock]

When I was an early teen I woke up to go use the restroom, I had to go through the kitchen and decided not to turn a light on. I tripped and caught the corner of the counter right under my nose... I cracked my upper pallet. That shit was terrible. My face swelled up, and any amount of pressure was excruciating.

That blows. I have a new one to add. Shaker cup explosions. I always mix different supplements together and one day I fear it's gonna create something combustible...again.

[Denny]

Poverty. . Then the spider thing. Some seasonz I can't work under cars at house due to tarantulas walking by. Had a couple "oh shit" moments from them bastards.

Poverty is easy to get over. Play out life as you have no money.

[trblshooter]

That blows. I have a new one to add. Shaker cup explosions. I always mix different supplements together and one day I fear it's gonna create something combustible...again.

Hot water and soap... won't make that mistake twice.