Resteraunt ideas for a bachelor party

[71chevellejohn]

Crap.



Garbage.



Wouldn't feed it to my dog.


No taste.



More chain dog food garbage.



Pure shit.


You fuckers have no idea what quality food is.

And you have made a fine contribution yourself.

[Ruffdaddy]

Crap.



Garbage.



Wouldn't feed it to my dog.


No taste.



More chain dog food garbage.



Pure shit.


You fuckers have no idea what quality food is.

First off, it's a bachelor party so food comes second. Especially when the groom is a baby back bitch as won't go to a strip club. Bone daddy's is among the top breastaurants, falling close behind redneck heaven.

He also said cheap.

[Snatch Napkin]

First off, it's a bachelor party so food comes second. Especially when the groom is a baby back bitch as won't go to a strip club. Bone daddy's is among the top breastaurants, falling close behind redneck heaven.



He also said cheap.

Redneck heaven has been the absolute worst establishment I've ever been in and I've been in some fucking shitholes.

Ricky Bobbies out does most of those offerings.
The waitstaff is ready for subtle flirting to get the ball rolling, but I suggest an odd drink order if you want to really get them going.

Let them fail and beg for forgiveness. At this point, have the bartender make her specialty and watch them all dance on pins and needles.

[mk5.0]

http://www.bombshellsdallas.com/

The food was excellent, the women were pretty decent, and the service was great. We ate here before the bachelor party.

Oh and I got October 2014 on the divorce squares.

The food sucks ass, and the waitress are all the day shift crew from the strip club next door...

[talisman]

First off, it's a bachelor party so food comes second. Especially when the groom is a baby back bitch as won't go to a strip club. Bone daddy's is among the top breastaurants, falling close behind redneck heaven.

He also said cheap.

You know those times in life when someone is making a pretty obvious joke, and you decide to treat it is as if they are being serious for some reason known only to you, and everyone just sort of stops and looks at you awkwardly?

[Snatch Napkin]

You know those times in life when someone is making a pretty obvious joke, and you decide to treat it is as if they are being serious for some reason known only to you, and everyone just sort of stops and looks at you awkwardly?

Mr. Hoyty Toyty has spoken.

In crowd established!!!!

[BradM]

You know those times in life when someone is making a pretty obvious joke, and you decide to treat it is as if they are being serious for some reason known only to you, and everyone just sort of stops and looks at you awkwardly?

It's like the pulp fiction quote from yesterday.

[Trip McNeely]

It's like the pulp fiction quote from yesterday.

Check out the big brain on Brad!!!

[slow99]

15-ish people, might stay a little longer than usual at the table ... what percentage should they tip? What if they get the automatic gratuity added to the bill ... tip extra on top of that if the service was so-so? What if the service is outstanding? Eff it right, I mean that's the chance the server took charging the automatic tip.

[71chevellejohn]

15-ish people, might stay a little longer than usual at the table ... what percentage should they tip? What if they get the automatic gratuity added to the bill ... tip extra on top of that if the service was so-so? What if the service is outstanding? Eff it right, I mean that's the chance the server took charging the automatic tip.

That's why Taco bell is perfect... no gratuity!

[slow99]

That's why Taco bell is perfect... no gratuity!

Palabra.

[Ruffdaddy]

Redneck heaven has been the absolute worst establishment I've ever been in and I've been in some fucking shitholes.

Ricky Bobbies out does most of those offerings.
The waitstaff is ready for subtle flirting to get the ball rolling, but I suggest an odd drink order if you want to really get them going.

Let them fail and beg for forgiveness. At this point, have the bartender make her specialty and watch them all dance on pins and needles.

You have obviously not been to many trashy places then. The allure of that place to me is purely the trash factor...just like the clubhouse.

You know those times in life when someone is making a pretty obvious joke, and you decide to treat it is as if they are being serious for some reason known only to you, and everyone just sort of stops and looks at you awkwardly?

That's a cool story! Did you hear that on the bus back to NASA?

[slow99]

There's really a breastaurant called Ricky Bobby?

[whitetrash]

There's really a breastaurant called Ricky Bobby?

Yep. Off 820 and mark 4 pkwy. Right in front of cab north

[VaderTT]

The best breastaurant is 3rd base in Frisco, fuck Redneck!

It's like the pulp fiction quote from yesterday.

People like Brent were replying like it was a legit statement, so I guess only you and I got it.