Resteraunt ideas for a bachelor party

[juiceweezl]

And who the fuck marries a girl that won't let them go to the titty bar?

Quoted for simplistic brilliance.

[bcoop]

Fuck Fuddrucker's. What kind of sick son of a bitch puts corn on a goddamn quesadilla?


And who the fuck marries a girl that won't let them go to the titty bar?

[BMCSean]

Who cares, sounds like the party will be a blast no matter what!!

[TeeShock]

Except that it's not called 3rd Base anymore... Oh, and eff them! They stiffed me $250 for a softball team sponsorship a few years ago.

don't be mad at the titties that sounds like a management issue.

[juiceweezl]

+2
3rd base is the closest you will get to a strip club without seeing titties.

There is an Aloft close by there too that's not too expensive to stay at. Also a cool irish pub within walking distance of the hotel and 3rd base. The dr.pepper ballpark is a good place to get bombed at too.

Except that it's not called 3rd Base anymore... Oh, and eff them! They stiffed me $250 for a softball team sponsorship a few years ago.

[TeeShock]

The best breastaurant is 3rd base in Frisco, fuck Redneck!

+2
3rd base is the closest you will get to a strip club without seeing titties.

There is an Aloft close by there too that's not too expensive to stay at. Also a cool irish pub within walking distance of the hotel and 3rd base. The dr.pepper ballpark is a good place to get bombed at too.

[VaderTT]

NP

[Baron Von Crowder]

The best breastaurant is 3rd base in Frisco, fuck Redneck!



People like Brent were replying like it was a legit statement, so I guess only you and I got it.

thanks.

[VaderTT]

The best breastaurant is 3rd base in Frisco, fuck Redneck!

It's like the pulp fiction quote from yesterday.

People like Brent were replying like it was a legit statement, so I guess only you and I got it.

[whitetrash]

There's really a breastaurant called Ricky Bobby?

Yep. Off 820 and mark 4 pkwy. Right in front of cab north

[slow99]

There's really a breastaurant called Ricky Bobby?

[Ruffdaddy]

Redneck heaven has been the absolute worst establishment I've ever been in and I've been in some fucking shitholes.

Ricky Bobbies out does most of those offerings.
The waitstaff is ready for subtle flirting to get the ball rolling, but I suggest an odd drink order if you want to really get them going.

Let them fail and beg for forgiveness. At this point, have the bartender make her specialty and watch them all dance on pins and needles.

You have obviously not been to many trashy places then. The allure of that place to me is purely the trash factor...just like the clubhouse.

You know those times in life when someone is making a pretty obvious joke, and you decide to treat it is as if they are being serious for some reason known only to you, and everyone just sort of stops and looks at you awkwardly?

That's a cool story! Did you hear that on the bus back to NASA?

[slow99]

That's why Taco bell is perfect... no gratuity!

Palabra.

[71chevellejohn]

15-ish people, might stay a little longer than usual at the table ... what percentage should they tip? What if they get the automatic gratuity added to the bill ... tip extra on top of that if the service was so-so? What if the service is outstanding? Eff it right, I mean that's the chance the server took charging the automatic tip.

That's why Taco bell is perfect... no gratuity!

[slow99]

15-ish people, might stay a little longer than usual at the table ... what percentage should they tip? What if they get the automatic gratuity added to the bill ... tip extra on top of that if the service was so-so? What if the service is outstanding? Eff it right, I mean that's the chance the server took charging the automatic tip.