Raise your hand if you had sex in your parents house. Raise both if you did it after they had specifically had a conversation with you about not doing that and how much deep shit you would be in if you got caught.
<- raises both hands.
Teenage boys are the true animals of the human kingdom. They do not give a fuck about any goddamn thing on the planet except figuring out how to get laid. Beleee dat.
I'll raise the first hand. I never had that conversation. Nor the "birds and the bees"
Raise your hand if you had sex in your parents house. Raise both if you did it after they had specifically had a conversation with you about not doing that and how much deep shit you would be in if you got caught.
<- raises both hands.
Teenage boys are the true animals of the human kingdom. They do not give a fuck about any goddamn thing on the planet except figuring out how to get laid. Beleee dat.
What's a vagina? I'm lost. Maybe DSRtuckteesy can help me figure it out.
Originally posted by PGreenCobra
I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
LoL...you related to TheKing? You sure use his tactics!
Okay. I can see you have an ultra boner with your multiple replies and I'd love to engage, however I know nothing of you other than you being a smarmy douchebag and the brilliant thought process in believing leaves on an engine are a super bad thing.
I am sorry you were unaware of my obesity. I must have forgotten to send you notice. Next time I take a floatie fat saturated shit I'll text you a pic. Need your number asap.
I found my mother dead on the floor of her room almost 4 years ago. Pick another person for me to glean knowledge from, 'cause it ain't gonna be her.
on a serious note, sorry to hear this man...
Originally posted by Sean88gt
You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
Ahh...... the memories of my misspent youth..... dining at the Y with an underage girl (hell, we were both underage) and having to jump up and haul ass when her parents came home early LOL.....
Could it be that this is just a series of really unfortunate events that led up to someone getting shot? I see plenty of blame that could be levied on everyone involved. It is unfortunate that a kid died but he did put himself into that situation where that is a possibility for a piece of ass. And the daughter is a lying POS who just learned the price of lying, and will forevermore have the death of this boy on her. The dad will be haunted forever by what he did because he didn't have the correct facts. Sad.
Raise your hand if you had sex in your parents house. Raise both if you did it after they had specifically had a conversation with you about not doing that and how much deep shit you would be in if you got caught.
<- raises both hands.
Teenage boys are the true animals of the human kingdom. They do not give a fuck about any goddamn thing on the planet except figuring out how to get laid. Beleee dat.
My parents never told me not to. In fact, when I was about 14 (8th or 9th grade, don't recall exactly which) my mom walked in on me in my room, in bed with a girl. Fwiw, we weren't actually doing anything, just laying next to each other under the covers. My mom immediately says "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything" and quickly closed my door. lol
The only thing she said about it later was to be sure I was using protection "if" I was doing anything.
My parents never told me not to. In fact, when I was about 14 (8th or 9th grade, don't recall exactly which) my mom walked in on me in my room, in bed with a girl. Fwiw, we weren't actually doing anything, just laying next to each other under the covers. My mom immediately says "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything" and quickly closed my door. lol
The only thing she said about it later was to be sure I was using protection "if" I was doing anything.
When I moved in with my Dad - he took the same approach. Which blew my mind. He'd let girls stay over night and not care too much. Maybe that's why I did not get shot in the middle of the night either.
Originally posted by MR EDD
U defend him who use's racial slurs like hes drinking water.
Raise your hand if you had sex in your parents house. Raise both if you did it after they had specifically had a conversation with you about not doing that and how much deep shit you would be in if you got caught.
<- raises both hands.
Teenage boys are the true animals of the human kingdom. They do not give a fuck about any goddamn thing on the planet except figuring out how to get laid. Beleee dat.
My dad said no girls in my room. So I'd bang them in the guest room. Or the couch in the living room. One in the barn, one in the pool...
"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
I'm curious to hear what you guys would do if you caught some little pervert peeping in your daughters window? I don't think you could shoot him since he's outside the house, so what's the plan of action there?
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