Things that Irk me

[Gear_Jammer]

I do it all the time, but if they don't say thanks I will yell you're welcome.

I don't yell it...I just say it normal and if the person turns and looks at me I give them a "FU IN THE A$$" smile!

[Broncojohnny]

I hate when people charge the elevator right when the door opens.

I get to a floor and someone is rushing to get in.

[SVT Lurch]

I stand right in front of the door for that very reason. Door opens and they run into my chest. Funny stuff.

[Gear_Jammer]

I get irritated when I'm in a public place (i.e. store, sporting event) and some douche is on his/her mobile phone and talking loud on it as if everyone else wants to hear what their talking about. Even worse is when they have it on speaker phone. Sometimes it's funny when something inappropriate is discussed, but in most cases it's just annoying.

[Broncojohnny]

I get irritated when I'm in a public place (i.e. store, sporting event) and some douche is on his/her mobile phone and talking loud on it as if everyone else wants to hear what their talking about. Even worse is when they have it on speaker phone. Sometimes it's funny when something inappropriate is discussed, but in most cases it's just annoying.

Douche bags who want to feel important?

THEM: "Yes....yes...yes...sell the 400,000 shares of Microsoft that I own"

ME: "Ok pal...."

[347Mike]

I hate when people charge the elevator right when the door opens.

I get to a floor and someone is rushing to get in.

lmao. I never understood that or why they all pile up right in front of the door.

[Stunter Bob]

Canadians Erk me.

[Forever_frost]

I hold doors but few things irk me like a bunch of people try to get in the door while I'm holding it open with my cane and no one offers to grab it from me

[Mike]

I hold the door until they get close, then I let that bitch go and hope it hits them.

[td4087]

When you get 3 or 4 of them " stupid motherfuckers " walking side by side in a hallway or the store real slow on purpose just to hold you up. You can't pass them without bumping them and they know it. And when you do bump them getting by they want to yell " Scuse me " and try to pick a fight.

If your browsing and dragging your feet move the fuck over when somebody wants by. Common courtesy