As far as it matters, I have only been with one chick. My wife. There is absolutely no reason to keep track of, list, describe, or enumerate previous sexual experiences.
He was in the army during don't ask don't tell. Of course she knows.
I actually went in before Don't ask Don't Tell. I was asked. Right after having to bend over and spread cheeks for the Doc. Never quite understood their timing on that.
I actually went in before Don't ask Don't Tell. I was asked. Right after having to bend over and spread cheeks for the Doc. Never quite understood their timing on that.
You must have done it in a manner that the doc assumed you were "presenting".
I actually went in before Don't ask Don't Tell. I was asked. Right after having to bend over and spread cheeks for the Doc. Never quite understood their timing on that.
Army Doctor: "Are you homosexual?"
Me: "No Sir."
Army Doctor: "Have you ever had any homosexual thoughts, tendencies or committed any homosexual acts?"
Me: "No Sir."
Army Doctor: "Okay, turn around, drop your shorts, bend over and spread your cheeks"
Me: "Yes Sir." [complied]
Army Doctor: "We're finished, you can pull your shorts."
Me: "Sir, after that I think I may need to change one of the answers to the questions you just asked."
Army Doctor: "Ha Ha. I'm not sure why the Army is so concerned with your ass."
Me: "Because they own it now?"
Wait GG Alin and Ronald Regan are on this list. What's going on here??? I'm at work. Someone get to the bottom of this and put a memo on my TPS report.
Wait GG Alin and Ronald Regan are on this list. What's going on here??? I'm at work. Someone get to the bottom of this and put a memo on my TPS report.
Dont forget the cover sheet, cuz you know we are putting cover sheets on ALL of our TPS reports now...
Originally posted by Sean88gt
You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.
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