Lindsay Hohan

[VaderTT]

Lindsay Lohan makes a list of dudes she's slept with and this is just the famous guys.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyhennen/lindsay-lohan-reportedly-wrote-this-list-of-famous-men-shes?bffb

The list includes: PC Valmorbida, T-Dawg, Joaquin Phoenix, River Phoenix, Brent Cooper, Lukas Hass, Nico Tortorella, Evan Peters, Wilmer Valderrama, Jamie Burke, Jamie Doran, Carrott Top, Zac Efron, Zac Efron's dog, Justin Timberlake, Prince Phillip, The Artist formerly known as Prince, Ronald Regan, Denis Rodman, Jaleel White, Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger, Ryan Rottman, Max George, Guy Berryman, Will Smith, David Dowle, David Spade, Al Borland, GG Allin, James Franco, Adam Levine, George Zimmerman, Garrett Hedlund, Macklemore, Steve Irwin, Jon Bon Jovi and Steve Harvey.

[talisman]

I've never heard of half those people.

[46Tbird]

[talisman]

Where's bcoop?

[mstng86]

Sometimes you just have to take a ride on the slut train.

[bcoop]

Where's bcoop?

One of the blurred out names, to protect the guilty. I'm pretty much married now, don't need my past coming up, but thanks asshole!

[Tyrone Biggums]

Wtf, Steve Harvey?!

[talisman]

One of the blurred out names, to protect the guilty. I'm pretty much married now, don't need my past coming up, but thanks asshole!

You've come a long way since January my friend!

Now I'm going to need an invitation. You bunch of troublemakers!

I'm not going to create a singles group for all you married fucks!

Jared isn't married, and neither am I.

No, but you're both close enough to qualify.

We're not engaged, and she lives 1000 miles away. That's as close to single as it gets. It's not like I would ever consider dating someone who resorted to a "singles group" in the first place. Pure entertainment value.

Chances of success are 1:9,000,000,000,000. I see what J goes through every day. I don't care if the pussy shoots out crisp $100 bills every 30 seconds. It's not worth it.

Matt was lucky to beat the odds.

[46Tbird]

You've come a long way since January my friend!

A lot can change in 84 days.

[Baron Von Crowder]

That list bullshit?

[talisman]

That list bullshit?

You know Justin T. has tapped every ass on this planet, so that's at least believable.

[Baron Von Crowder]

You know Justin T. has tapped every ass on this planet, so that's at least believable.

As would I, if I were him.

You ever sat down and tried to list them out? I cant do it, somewhere around 02ish there is a gap I cant account for...

[bcoop]

You've come a long way since January my friend!

A lot can change in 84 days.

I was being sarcastic and referencing that exact exchange, since you said something along the lines of "You're close enough to qualify" and Matt said I was "Every bit as married as he was" or something like that in the same thread.


For the record, those last two quotes were in reference to dating a chick 10-15 years younger than I am, like Jeremy and Matt.

[bcoop]

You ever sat down and tried to list them out? I cant do it, somewhere around 02ish there is a gap I cant account for...

I remember every single one, but I can't name them all. And that's a loooooong list to keep up with. I'm a little surprised I remember them all.

[mstng86]

Has to be fake. Steve Irwin?