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  • Excuses for late shipping, good ones.

    So I just heard someone say one of their trucks was hijacked by illegals in the valley so we need to send another part.

    I've heard about trucks having accidents, being stuck on the ice, heck I've even been told that a driver forgot to close the doors and an engine fell out of the back. The hijacking was a new one though.

    What are the other good excuses freight companies use?

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    I have to come up with good bullshit excuses, since the truth is so unbelievable.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #3
      Oh yeah, the driver having a heart attack was another good one.

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      • #4
        Train derailment was one that happened to one of my packages a while back.
        "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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        • #5
          I had a motherfucker tell me once that he went on vacation the week he received my money and he would ship it once he got back...
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
            I had a motherfucker tell me once that he went on vacation the week he received my money and he would ship it once he got back...

            Wanted to make sure your funds were legit...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by gonzoss View Post
              Wanted to make sure your funds were legit...
              lol.

              This bitch not only took off for a week but, when he got back it took three more days to provide me a tracking number. And of course it was USPS, three different boxes, one of which got lost. It was a nightmare to say the least. It took over a month to get it all worked out and I never received the third and most important box...
              Originally posted by Silverback
              Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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              • #8
                I'm still waiting on a guy from Nigeria to transfer the rest of my funds. Everytime we talk I have to come up with more money for another fee.

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                • #9
                  "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                  • #10
                    I've had the heart attack excuse before. I also had one where the truck was stolen.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                      lol.

                      This bitch not only took off for a week but, when he got back it took three more days to provide me a tracking number. And of course it was USPS, three different boxes, one of which got lost. It was a nightmare to say the least. It took over a month to get it all worked out and I never received the third and most important box...
                      .

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                      • #12
                        I used to work for a freight company, BAX Global, we almost delayed a space shuttle launch because we lost the antenna. After a month or so it turned up. I wish I knew details of why it was lost and then how it was found, so this post wouldn't suck.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
                          Great fucking movie!










                          4 DOHC bumpsticks, and a set of Ferrea SS valves...
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by cool cat View Post
                            I used to work for a freight company, BAX Global, we almost delayed a space shuttle launch because we lost the antenna. After a month or so it turned up. I wish I knew details of why it was lost and then how it was found, so this post wouldn't suck.
                            My sister used to be a shipping/receiving clerk for a fairly large defense contractor (ryhmes with Homey Smell) and it always amazed me that we were sending classified avionics gear through a bunch of warehouses staffed by temp agencies. I guess Israel has to get their aircraft parts from somewhere, I just figured there was a more secure way of doing it.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BlackGT View Post
                              Train derailment was one that happened to one of my packages a while back.
                              That happened to me with UPS once when waiting for an AR15.

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