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    I have learned a valuable lesson today.

    So, today we had my niece's sweet 16 birthday party, so I figured I'd take her to the mall to do some shopping, but she brought an entourage of kids with her.

    Fuck my life, I will never take a teenage girl to the mall again. Ever. I have another niece that's turning 16 in 3 years, she's getting gift cards.
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  • #2
    LMFAO!
    I hate malls, I hate the people who shop at malls, and I hate the people who run shops at the malls. Due to their screw ups, I had to drive down to Frisco 3 separate times to get an iPhone replaced. Oh, and not to mention all of the assholes shopping without any common courtesy.
    Originally posted by Buzzo
    Some dudes jump out of airplanes, I fuck hookers without condoms.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by racrguy View Post
      I will never take a teenage girl to the mall again.
      do it on the week days, earlier in the week the better

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      • #4
        Bookmarking this thread to ask for pics in a year.

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        • #5
          Somewhere, Denny's spidey senses just went full tilt.
          "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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          • #6
            I'm a broad (kinda), and a mom, but I HATE malls AND teenagers. I rarely venture into that environment -and ONLY if necessary- and, like John said, on weekdays ONLY. Good job surviving though. haha All guys should experience that hell at least once. Jerm and I bring a Route 44 "spiked" beverage if we MUST endure...and power shop that shit.
            I no longer shift gears - I switch beers. Cheers!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by talisman View Post
              Bookmarking this thread to ask for pics in a year.
              Originally posted by helosailor View Post
              Somewhere, Denny's spidey senses just went full tilt.
              Jewbroni beat you both to it. As soon as he saw it he started blowing up my phone and creepin' the Facebook.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                Jewbroni beat you both to it. As soon as he saw it he started blowing up my phone and creepin' the Facebook.
                That's because he's never seen a vagina in real life.
                Ded

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                  That's because he's never seen a vagina in real life.
                  woke my wife up laughing at this.
                  "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                  "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                    That's because he's never seen a vagina in real life.
                    He came close to one that one night at Club house. The same night I had to bail on you guys to have a threesome

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Victorious View Post
                      I'm a broad (kinda)
                      I have my doubts. Prove it!

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                      • #12
                        Bend over.
                        I no longer shift gears - I switch beers. Cheers!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                          That's because he's never seen a vagina in real life.
                          Originally posted by jluv View Post
                          I have my doubts. Prove it!
                          Originally posted by Victorious View Post
                          Bend over.
                          Gold.
                          Originally posted by BradM
                          But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                          Originally posted by Leah
                          In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                            That's because he's never seen a vagina in real life.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Victorious View Post
                              Bend over.
                              Say please..

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