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  • Man wakes up in body bag at funeral home

    lmao. I can just picture the initial reaction of the guys in the room.


    LEXINGTON, Miss. (AP) — Workers at a Mississippi funeral home say they found a man alive and kicking when they opened a body bag.

    Holmes County Coroner Dexter Howard calls it a miracle that 78-year-old Walter Williams is alive.

    The coroner was called to Williams' home in Lexington, a community north of Jackson, where family members believed he had died.

    Howard says Williams had no pulse and was pronounced dead Wednesday at 9 p.m.

    Early Thursday, workers at Porter and Sons Funeral Home were preparing to embalm Williams when he started to kick in the body bag.

    Family members were called and Williams was taken to a hospital. Howard says he believes Williams' pacemaker stopped working, then started again.

    Family members say Williams, a farmer, told them he's happy to be alive.



  • #2
    I've heard of this happening before in the past...scary chet!
    Originally posted by Da Prez
    Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
    Originally posted by VETTKLR


    Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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    • #3
      "Snake?! We heard you was dead!"
      Originally posted by Silverback
      Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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      • #4
        Frost?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
          Frost?
          Booo
          Originally posted by Theodore Roosevelt
          It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming...

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          • #6
            Dead ringer ....
            07 GT500
            05 SRT10
            88 turbocoupe T-bird
            93 Cobra
            86 coupe
            Ducati 848

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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              • #8
                I'm not quite dead yet.

                CN

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                • #9

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
                    I've heard of this happening before in the past...scary chet!
                    That happened to me in Baghdad
                    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Probie View Post
                      Booo
                      Go fuck yourself!
                      Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                      That happened to me in Baghdad
                      Thank you for your service.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
                        Go fuck yourself!


                        Thank you for your service.
                        Thank you for paying me.
                        I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                          Thank you for paying me.
                          lol.
                          Originally posted by Silverback
                          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                            Thank you for paying me.
                            Thank you for the right to tell probie to go fuck himself.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                              lol.
                              I am the first to admit that taxpayers are the only reason I'm not on the streets again.
                              I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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