Wannabe Hipsters Seek Beard Grafts

[UserX]

Beards are in. Too bad my wife hates them, I love not shaving.

[likeitfast55]

I would pay to fucking not shave.................Heavy beard, started shaving very early. Hate every minute of it.

[JC316]

I'm 28 and I have never shaved, likely never will. No way in hell would I pay to have a beard.

[Rick Modena]

I would pay to fucking not shave.................Heavy beard, started shaving very early. Hate every minute of it.

That ain't no shit. I hate it, but I cannot stand a stasch, beard or goat. It just itches too damn much and eating, oh man, I cannot stand having my growth in my food or drink, yack!

[KBScobravert]

Men should be forbidden from implants of any sort. That is a chick thing.

I loved my beard in the past until it was time to wear my helmet, then the chin strap irritated me.

[BP]

It's a little weird walking around Fort Hood with a full beard, especially since I just got back from a cruise and my skin isn't pasty white. If I had a turban and an AK they'd think I'm a Haji.

[TeeShock]

I'm blessed to have such a massive, two-toned face filter. I was recently asked if I was redneck or muslim.

[Tyrone Biggums]

Looks painful. Painfully retarded.

[BP]

I'm blessed to have such a massive, two-toned face filter. I was recently asked if I was redneck or muslim.

Both, America's worst nightmare.

[Baron Von Crowder]

It's a little weird walking around Fort Hood with a full beard, especially since I just got back from a cruise and my skin isn't pasty white. If I had a turban and an AK they'd think I'm a Haji.

hipster.

[TeeShock]

Both, America's worst nightmare.

That's the answer I gave them