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  • #16
    Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
    You gotta pull back the curtain and put him on blast man!
    Screw that, there's too much that could happen. You could pull the curtain back and he could turn and blast all over you.
    Originally posted by Jester
    Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
    He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
    Originally posted by Denny
    What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
    FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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    • #17
      Originally posted by CJ-95GT View Post
      How did you come to this conclusion without looking/watching?
      pretty sure the heavy breathing, fapping, and "oh yeah...mmmm that feels good" was the biggest hint.
      "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

      -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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      • #18
        Originally posted by kbscobravert View Post
        Mind your own stall.

        That is not as bad as the guy in the bunk below you punching the clown. When you think it can't get worse, you realize you have to piss and have to wait for him to finish so you can climb down.
        It's one thing being in the position you are in, it's another that I work at an engineering company.... I mean Christ there are empty offices in areas where no one can hear you and you can lock the door.

        Just don't get caught getting head by the mangers wife. That can get you fired.
        "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

        -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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        • #19
          Originally posted by FATHERFORD View Post
          It's one thing being in the position you are in, it's another that I work at an engineering company.... I mean Christ there are empty offices in areas where no one can hear you and you can lock the door.

          Just don't get caught getting head by the mangers wife. That can get you fired.
          why would you get fired for helping her out?
          "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
            why would you get fired for helping her out?
            I would ask the manager, but apparently he spray painted the parking garage and the dudes car that he is an asshole or something like that.
            "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

            -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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            • #21
              Originally posted by FATHERFORD View Post
              Just don't get caught getting head by the mangers wife. That can get you fired.
              Christmas bonus?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by FATHERFORD View Post
                I would ask the manager, but apparently he spray painted the parking garage and the dudes car that he is an asshole or something like that.
                sounds like a winner. Wife is fiending for some dick, and the other guy is the asshole.
                "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                  sounds like a winner. Wife is fiending for some dick, and the other guy is the asshole.
                  Sounds like a typical new-age American business owner to me: catch your wife violating your mutual marriage contract, blame the venture capitalist who offered a better deal for pennies-on-the-dollar.
                  Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                  I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                  Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                  Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                  dont downshift!!
                  Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                    Sounds like a typical new-age American business owner to me: catch your wife violating your mutual marriage contract, blame the venture capitalist who offered a better deal for pennies-on-the-dollar.
                    Again, you use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore.
                    "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                    • #25
                      or the fucking shit who jizzes all over the toilet paper roll and then waits for the next guy to use it and find his surprise.

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                      • #26
                        dont ever waste a hard on.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Binky View Post
                          or the fucking shit who jizzes all over the toilet paper roll and then waits for the next guy to use it and find his surprise.
                          wtf? enclosed toilet paper rolls ftw!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Binky View Post
                            or the fucking shit who jizzes all over the toilet paper roll and then waits for the next guy to use it and find his surprise.
                            Ok, so have you had that happen to you, or were you the perpetrator?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Chili View Post
                              Ok, so have you had that happen to you, or were you the perpetrator?

                              Fortunately I saw it before I sat down - I always check now if its an exposed roll.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Binky View Post
                                Fortunately I saw it before I sat down - I always check now if its an exposed roll.
                                That's so damn rank.

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