Hot Pockets recalled for ‘diseased and unsound animal’ contents

[Chili]

The only way I can eat those damn things. Cook the shit out of them. Split them open with my knife and let them air cool for five minutes. To look pretty good that way too.

Although it's been a while since I have eaten them, with frozen burritos, I nuke them long enough to be able to cut through them, then cut them in half for the last minute or so.

[Sleeper]

As a microwave chef i just reposition them every minute or so flipping and or moving them.

Seems to get them to cook evenly, But i also throw them in the fridge the day before i know im going to eat them so they are not a frozen block.

[VaderTT]

I eat them frozen with nacho cheese.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I eat them frozen with nacho cheese.

And mustard?

[VaderTT]

And mustard?

That's you with pickles.