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  • #31
    Originally posted by Cooter View Post
    this!

    banks are good too
    See, now I walked into a chase the other day and they said they didn't have any public restrooms, I guess it's location specific.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
      Just pull over to the side of the road and pop a squat.
      make sure you lean up against a tree.

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      • #33
        I go where I can find a place. I guess I'm not picky, if ya gotta go, ya gotta go...
        I prefer to go at home, but if I'm out, I'm not picky on the bathroom I take a shit in.

        You can always hover or do the whole wrap the seat in toilet paper routine...
        "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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        • #34
          Originally posted by SMKR View Post
          See, now I walked into a chase the other day and they said they didn't have any public restrooms, I guess it's location specific.
          My response would've been, "That's ok, I'll go use the one at Bank of America. I'd like to close out my accounts, please."

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          • #35
            Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
            Just pull over to the side of the road and pop a squat.
            I was given a warning for taking a leak like that by a Trooper a few years ago. I even opened the car door to hide it and he spun around, I literally had the evidence all over my jeans

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            • #36
              hotels
              "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government"

              -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder View Post
                starbucks.
                x2
                sigpic
                "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
                through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
                We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
                my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

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                • #38
                  Homeboy doesn't know what a landing strip is
                  DE OPPRESSO LIBER

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
                    Homeboy doesn't know what a landing strip is
                    No shit.
                    Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                    HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post
                      Homeboy doesn't know what a landing strip is
                      I keep thinking of pussy every time I see that phrase, not taking a shit, but if that's the question...

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                        No shit.
                        landing strip

                        nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's p---y, that is just one strait line, nothing else.

                        he licked my tummy all the way down to my landing strip, and then ate my --- all night long......
                        sigpic
                        "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
                        through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
                        We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
                        my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

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                        • #42
                          Landing the boat between two islands ?????
                          sigpic
                          "Lookin' back in front of me in the mirror's a grin,
                          through eyes of love I see I'm really lookin' at a friend
                          We've all had our problems that's the way life is,
                          my heart goes out to others who are there to make amends".

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                          • #43
                            I keep a bumper dumper in my toolbox

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by talisman View Post
                              Just walking into a place like you own it can be interesting. Danny and me got a free airplane museum private tour after closing hours that way in Utah.
                              I did it at the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. I figured they opened at 9 and walked right past the security guard and said hello. It was nice, I walked the entire place and used the can in about 45 minutes. Then walked over to the American History Museum and stood in line for it to open.

                              Note that federal buildings generally have very nice rest rooms and they open at 10 usually.

                              Oh and Chase could care less about you or your money, take it to BOFA and they'll care even less.

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                              • #45
                                county tax office

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