I know it's early in the year, but Sean might be up for a fucking Oscar with this one, lmao!!!
Originally posted by Sean88gt
Although this one has me craving a banana muffin. This bitch is why bosses fuck their mediocre secretaries that haven't completely let themselves go. The last thing I want to picture when pouring the meat to a chick is a pastry I can pick up at Perkins right before leaving their shitty establishment.
Originally posted by Silverback
Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.