Soo a Woman leaves the kitchen and....

[SS Junk]

What more can be added to the story to justify her following him into a parking lot and pulling a gun? He could have been the one road raging on her the whole time, for which the appropriate course of action is to try to get away, not to follow in an attempt to have the last word.

I am not sure what point you are trying to make. I already stated what she did was not justified, but I can't imagine he is completely innocent in this scenario, either.

[jefehbk]

Fuck that cunt

[White_lightning]

My drive to work is riddled with so much road rage and stupidity that nothing surprises me.
(1) people dont know how to use turn signals...
(2) people are too stupid to understand that "right on red" means COME TO A COMPLETE STOP BEFORE TURNING RIGHT.. and not blow through the light anyway.
(3) People dont know what "yield to ramp " means
(4) people dont seem to understand that if you arent passing some one.. get the fuck out of the left lane..
(5) people dont seem to understand that if you do decide to use your blinker.. you dont turn it on MID lane change
(6) people moving left to right who have INDICATED their lane change have right of way...
(7) Squids are idiots.. and havent realized that if traffic is doing 70.. cutting lanes @ 90 might get you killed...

[Snatch Napkin]

Fuck that cunt

Exactly!

[Sgt Beavis]

I got to witness a case of Crazy Bitch Syndrome (CBS) last Wednesday.

I was headin' to drop a buddy back at his place after an evening of shooting at Eagle Gun Range. I had stopped at the Sonic in Hickory Creek to grab a coke when I witnessed a full blown case of CBS. It seems some dude in a Malibu decided to be lazy. He backed out of his spot and attempted to go against the flow of traffic in the Sonic lot. His real mistake was that he ended up blocking a Toyota Tundra that was trying to park at Sonic. Apparently the female driver (henceforth known as Tundra Girl) had a case of CBS brewin' and it flared up real bad at that very moment. She got out of the truck and started pounding on the Malibu's driver side window.

The male driver of this car actually remains composed during this episode but he forgot that CBS is an infectious disease. His girlfriend in the passenger seat caught it and immediately exited the vehicle. Malibu girl immediately set her targetting for Tundra Girl.

Tundra girls passenger happened to be her father. Tundra Daddy was a pretty big burly guy with a gray goatee. He had already exited the truck but hadn't done anything until Malibu girl set her sites on Tundra girl. At first Tundra Daddy tried (but failed) to be sensible and place himself between the two girls. However he then grabbed Malibu Girl's wrist in an effort to force her away from his little girl. That is when the Malibu Man got out of the car and sucker punched Tundra Daddy in the back of the head.

I think the name "The Malibu Man" is rather appropriate because this kid was a hipster wannabe that was maybe half (or a quarter of) the size of Tundra Daddy. His sucker punch did nothing but enrage the big guy. The Malibu Man suddenly realized this and started dancing around in an effort to tame the savage beast, as well as to stay away from his punches. This only worked for a moment as Tundra Daddy got his hands around the Malibu Man and demonstrated to him the finer points of tossing a person around like a rag doll.

Apparently Malibu girl's CBS was of the 5 minute variety. It seems the yelling of Sonic employees and the realization that her SO was about to die forced her back into reality. She swiftly deposited her rear back into their car. By some miracle, the Malibu Man managed to free himself from Tundra Daddy long enough flee back to the car himself. He quickly drove away, but not before his license plate had been acquired by a Sonic employee.

Normally you'd think the Clan of the Tundra would immediately depart the area as well. They certainly would have gotten away free and clear because we didn't have a chance to get their license plate. However, that wasn't needed because CBS is well known to give a girl the case of the munchies. Tundra girl and daddy pulled right up into a Sonic booth as if nothing had happened. Just one little problem, I had already called 911 and the HC Popo was on the way.

As I said before, I had intended to just get a coke and take my buddy back to his wife and kids. But now I had been entertained and left wanting for more. So I ordered a couple of full meals, kicked back, and waited for more fireworks. Unfortunately that wasn't a great decision on my part. Tundra daddy had finally managed to feed the beast and she was calm. The Popo did arrive and I was partly entertained by my passenger as he tried to mime for the police that their suspects where two parking bays down from us. However miming could easily be mistaken for the mating dance of a wildebeest and his pointing made it look like I was the one they wanted. Fortunately the HC Popo were able to decipher his rather odd tribal communique and went to the Tundra. I was about to leave when the HC officer nicely asked me to remain so he could get my statement. The next hour felt like high school detention as I was forced to write an essay on the days events.

Oh, and the Malibu Man? The HC Popo found that he had been driving his Grandma's car. As you know, there isn't much to do in the HC, so an officer decided it was well worth his time to camp out at Grandma's to give the boy a welcome home reception that I'm sure will be the talk of the trailer park for at least a couple of days.

[Snatch Napkin]

BRAVO!!!!


Well written story!! That's awesome!!

[4bangen]

lolz to be had by all!

[Chas_svo]

My drive to work is riddled with so much road rage and stupidity that nothing surprises me.
(1) people dont know how to use turn signals...
(2) people are too stupid to understand that "right on red" means COME TO A COMPLETE STOP BEFORE TURNING RIGHT.. and not blow through the light anyway.
(3) People dont know what "yield to ramp " means
(4) people dont seem to understand that if you arent passing some one.. get the fuck out of the left lane..
(5) people dont seem to understand that if you do decide to use your blinker.. you dont turn it on MID lane change
(6) people moving left to right who have INDICATED their lane change have right of way...
(7) Squids are idiots.. and havent realized that if traffic is doing 70.. cutting lanes @ 90 might get you killed...

This!

And f' the cunt in the OP.


Nice story Beavis. I'm rolling!

[GeorgeG.]

My drive to work is riddled with so much road rage and stupidity that nothing surprises me.
(1) people dont know how to use turn signals...
(2) people are too stupid to understand that "right on red" means COME TO A COMPLETE STOP BEFORE TURNING RIGHT.. and not blow through the light anyway.
(3) People dont know what "yield to ramp " means
(4) people dont seem to understand that if you arent passing some one.. get the fuck out of the left lane..
(5) people dont seem to understand that if you do decide to use your blinker.. you dont turn it on MID lane change
(6) people moving left to right who have INDICATED their lane change have right of way...
(7) Squids are idiots.. and havent realized that if traffic is doing 70.. cutting lanes @ 90 might get you killed...

Hold up.... #3 and #6.

#3 - Are you referring to on ramps to merge onto a highway? If so, It's always been my understanding that the driver merging onto the highway, has to adjust THEIR speed to the drivers already in control of their lane. I'll be damned if I slow my ass down to below the posted speed limit just because some douche can't reach highway speeds prior to getting on the highway.

#6 - again, as far back as I can remember, a driver changing lanes has to adjust their driving to the other driver already in control of their lane. They don't just get to plow over just because the signaled.

[Cooter]

if two people are trying to change lanes into the same lane... IE on a three lane, somebody is in the left lane and somebody is in the right lane, both are indicating to move into the center lane... the person in the left lane has right of way.

But if you're just wanting to change lanes into somebody's lane, they don't have to slow down for you. Speed your slow ass up!

[Chili]

Hold up.... #3 and #6.

#3 - Are you referring to on ramps to merge onto a highway? If so, It's always been my understanding that the driver merging onto the highway, has to adjust THEIR speed to the drivers already in control of their lane. I'll be damned if I slow my ass down to below the posted speed limit just because some douche can't reach highway speeds prior to getting on the highway.

#6 - again, as far back as I can remember, a driver changing lanes has to adjust their driving to the other driver already in control of their lane. They don't just get to plow over just because the signaled.

I could be wrong, but I think on #3 he was referring to exiting where the access road clearly says "yield to ramp".

I've never heard of the #6 thing, is that Texas? Of course, I took drivers ed in WA over 20 years ago, so it's very possible. Just not one I had ever heard.

[Cooter]

sounds like he's saying yield to exit ramp

[Chili]

BTW.. As to road rage in general; I never took to swerving at people, brake checking, or even flipping the bird (except to return in kind), but I did used to get pretty damn irate over stupid shit. I let that shit go a little over 10 years ago after coming to the realization that ultimately, it didn't matter. That's not to say I don't get frustrated or irritated at times, but I handle it WAY better now.

[crapstang]

I was in a buddy's car when an 18 wheeler decided to cut out of a gas station into the road when we were clearly a short distance away doing 60 mph. There were no cars behind us, so it would have been a clear shot after us. Naturally, we swerved around him and honked, but nothing abnormal or aggressive. A few minutes later at a stop sign, this bastard rolls right up on our bumper and starts blasting his air horn and yelling obscenities. Again, we roll away without an issue. After another few minutes pass we are approaching the ramp to I35, but as we accelerate the same semi comes blasting past us on our left, shoving us halfway into the grass. His car was a POS, so it didn't matter that much, but it pissed me off. Using that Thunderbird SC powah, we catch back up to him and pass him. I open up the sun roof, give him the bird, and moon him, all while gradually slowing him down. The whole time he's blasting his horn pissed off as hell. We got him down pretty slow due and then left him alone. It was definitely a stupid thing to do, but it sure was fun. That's my only road rage incident, and I'd like to keep it that way.

[lincolnboy]

i would eat that pussy upp, let he be my suga mamma