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One of those cards that play music when you open them, and inside, a check for $12.00
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30 rosesWRX
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Buy him a few dances and drinks at the strip club?"Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"Comment
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Remind him you're the reason he no longer lives in Odessa.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.Comment
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Expensive tequila or vodka
Or if you got money to burn this:
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My father got the same bottle for Christmas one year and my sister filled up a Snapple bottle, brought it to school, got drunk and was expelled.Originally posted by 03mustangdude View PostExpensive tequila or vodka
Or if you got money to burn this:
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Hope she got the bottle back from the school even an empty bottle is going for 100+ on ebay. 200+ if you got case as well.Originally posted by VaderTT View PostComment
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tickets to a Just Beiber concertComment
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Damn, I just threw an empty snapple bottle out the window.Originally posted by 03mustangdude View PostComment
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No hookers and blow? Jesus. You guys are all so fucking old.Originally posted by BradMOriginally posted by LeahComment
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Booze, ticket to a sports event he enjoys, a bro weekend doing man shit like a hunt or something.Comment
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If you really got the dough to burn get him a hunting trip of some sort. If you want to go cheaper pay a kayak fishing guide to take him down a river for 400 bucks. If he likes the outdoors whatsoever those would be cool optionsComment
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