I have a black dog...

[Alex]

Asians hate dogs? I thought it was just mondays.

They like dem pit bulls

[71chevellejohn]

[Skidmark]

Oh I read that as she walked across the street to you, not away. I guess the reason I thought that is because you mentioned it was a black dog. When the Chinese did eat dogs, they preferred black ones as it supposedly tasted better.

[Ruffdaddy]

congrats, that's the first fag joke that's been directed at me on the new site.

youre welcome

[Lone Sailor]

Saylee is a min pin, perhaps due to her slight stature, the lady thinks she's a doberman.

Someone of your size walking a miniature pinscher down the street? Yeah, I'd probably hope to the other side of the street too. Lmao!

[Big Dad]

[helosailor]

Oh I read that as she walked across the street to you, not away. I guess the reason I thought that is because you mentioned it was a black dog. When the Chinese did eat dogs, they preferred black ones as it supposedly tasted like KFC.

WTF man?

[Chuck]

Friend of mine had a black chow. The day his dog disappeared, the Asians across the alley were having a cookout. Smelled pretty good.

Keep an eye on your dog, Aaron. And stop scaring old Asian ladies.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

Is your dog a boy or girl?

[Big A]

Is your dog a boy or girl?

She's female.

[jdgregory84]

I was walking my roommates parents dogs that we were sitting a couple of months ago. They're pugs, one silver and one black, but the least aggressive dogs ever, and these two girls, one about 13, and the other about 5 that fucking bolted to the other side of the street when I was walking them. I've never seen kids that scared of small dogs. Pugs couldn't bite even if they wanted. Their mouf's be too small.

[Baba Ganoush]

When I spoke to the foster mom of my dog before I adopted her, she said people are naturally more afraid of black dogs and they don't get adopted out as often. She's a bi-color German shepherd, looks bad ass too. People are generally apprehensive about her, but she's cool.

[DaisyDoesDallas]

She's female.

Well there goes my theory of maybe she is scared of the size of your dogs dong.

So in that case it must be you that is scaring the woman!!

[GrayStangGT]

I like to refer to my black dog as a Monday, because she has no job and lives off of handouts