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  • Wow! Teen got so high he cut off his own penis!!!

    A 19-year-old in England reportedly stabbed his mother and cut off his own penis while high on the party drug known as "meow meow."

    According to the Mirror, police were called to his home in West Succex on Dec. 29. When they arrived they found him hanging out a bedroom window bleeding from his mutilated member.

    Friends said the teen took mephedrone just before he "completely flipped out, attacking his mum and then himself."

    Both were taken to the hospital. The teen's mother is now recovering and doctors were able to successfully reattach his penis.

    Police said they are still investigating the case.
    "Yeeeeehhhhhaaaaawwwww that's my jam"

  • #2
    Bloody hell!

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    • #3
      What the meow?!?!
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #4
        Now that is a "kids don't do drugs" moment if there ever was one!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 1carcrazyguy View Post
          meow that is a "kids don't do drugs" moment if there ever was one!
          fixed that for you

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mstng86 View Post
            fixed that for you
            Well since he cut off his puppy he only has a kitty left....

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            • #7
              I guess he won't be getting any meow meow for awhile...

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              • #8
                meow meow make pee pee go bye bye
                When the government pays, the government controls.

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                • #9
                  West Sussex, not West Succex.

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                  • #10
                    If he was trying to cut off his wiener, he was Succexsful.
                    Ded

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                    • #11
                      That's a weird way to feed a fucking cat.

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                      • #12
                        [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhDCAww9Dwg&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]

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                        • #13
                          Bloody wanker

                          CN

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                          • #14
                            We had one guy that came to a hospital I worked at...They reattached it but I dont think it will ever work again.

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                            • #15
                              Meow that's some messed up stuff!
                              "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776

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